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Friday, February 13, 2026

Donald Trump has once again appeared in public with makeup heavily caked on his hand to cover severe bruising. The hand bruising was first noticed in 2024 The last time this happened, about 3 weeks ago, the White House said he had "clipped" his hand on a table. This time they say it's from working hard and shaking a lot of hands. LOL!

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I would love the opportunity to gift him an old fashioned shiner.

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2026-02-13 02:51 PM | Reply

You can get your hand bruised by hitting it against a wall.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-02-13 02:53 PM | Reply

... This time they say it's from working hard ...

It is a lot of work to post all those social media comments.

/s


#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-02-13 03:16 PM | Reply

Traveler (Apolgies to Ogden Nash):

Mr. Clot, Mr. Clot, coagulated red;
Make your way from Don's left hand
Up into his head.

#4 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-02-13 03:30 PM | Reply

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