Trump's Hand Is Bruised Again

Saturday, February 14, 2026

Donald Trump was seen in a new photo with heavy makeup covering a bruised right hand ...

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Donald Trump plastered his chronically bruised hand in a thick coat of makeup as he accepted a made-up award from a pro-coal group at the White House.

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-- The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast.bsky.social) Feb 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM

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I would love the opportunity to gift him an old fashioned shiner.

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2026-02-13 02:51 PM | Reply

You can get your hand bruised by hitting it against a wall.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-02-13 02:53 PM | Reply

... This time they say it's from working hard ...

It is a lot of work to post all those social media comments.

#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-02-13 03:16 PM | Reply

Traveler (Apolgies to Ogden Nash):

Mr. Clot, Mr. Clot, coagulated red;
Make your way from Don's left hand
Up into his head.

#4 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-02-13 03:30 PM | Reply

A. Working Hard - NEVER
B. Shaking Hands - LEFT HAND?
C. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THE FAT PEDO PLAYED GOLF?
4. ICE UP THE CHAMPAGNE

#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-02-13 07:31 PM | Reply

He's on some blood thinner and, likely, a lousy candidate for IV sticks because he has crap veins and flinches when stuck.
His brain has died long before his body has sense enough to quit.

#6 | Posted by morris at 2026-02-14 01:53 PM | Reply

Where are the pathetic dbags claiming Biden was unqualified? This ------- Idiot Is The Walking Dead.

#7 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-02-14 03:59 PM | Reply

The putrefaction of his flesh may be starting to catch up with the decay of his brain.

#8 | Posted by cbob at 2026-02-14 04:26 PM | Reply

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....

I've got news for you illiterate young punx.........your hands are gonna do the same thing.

--if you make it that age since you're stupid.

#9 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-02-14 05:31 PM | Reply

That's not a bruise. That's a blood vessel leaking thin blood from a puncture wound caused by a doctor (or himself) injecting whatever it takes to keep him alive and upright.

If overused, the vessel will eventually collapse.

#10 | Posted by Twinpac at 2026-02-14 07:19 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Interesting that Trump's hands are the first (visible) part of him to die.

#11 | Posted by Zed at 2026-02-14 07:23 PM | Reply

I really don't know anyone who is not waiting for Trump to die. And that includes those who still vote GOP to ensure forced births. There is no love for the man; he won't be missed.

#12 | Posted by Zed at 2026-02-14 07:37 PM | Reply

I'm really surprised the DOJ hasn't launched massive investigations into all those table corners that keep assaulting Trump's hands.

#13 | Posted by MadMikeMcGonzo at 2026-02-14 08:07 PM | Reply

People are saying he got it from backhanding Melania.

#14 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-02-14 08:13 PM | Reply

Leprosy it's called. Leper Trump. Suits him fine.

#15 | Posted by FortNecessity at 2026-02-14 09:10 PM | Reply

That skin keeps getting thinner. Probably need to amputate, then he can have a hook.

#16 | Posted by grumpy_too at 2026-02-14 09:20 PM | Reply

ZED

I really don't know anyone who is not waiting for Trump to die."

(Including Melania but that's another story.)

I doubt if his body even makes it to the Capitol Rotunda so people can come and pay their respects.

OTOH, somebody might write a book called "2026 ~ The Year Democracy Almost Died."

#17 | Posted by Twinpac at 2026-02-15 12:05 AM | Reply