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With egg prices stubbornly high, the internet has offered up a host of alternatives, with crafters painting rocks and influencers dyeing everything from marshmallows to potatoes.

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-- The Associated Press (@apnews.com) April 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM

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---- off moron. Your fat orange god is as big a failure as you are.

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-04-11 12:41 PM | Reply


Just say "Fake News" next time, okay?

Well it probably is.
tradingeconomics.com

At least now I can get eggs. TJ's where I live didn't have eggs for almost two months.

But not I can buy at TJ's at $3.99 a dozen.

#2 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-04-11 03:25 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1


Even cheaper if you buy 100,000.
#9 | POSTED BY REDIAL

Thats alot of eggs. You eat that much?

#3 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-04-11 03:26 PM | Reply

Thats alot of eggs. You eat that much?

#13 | POSTED BY ONEIRONAUT

I heard that this one guy likes omelets more than sex.

One guess as to which cult he belongs to.

#4 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-04-11 04:05 PM | Reply

Egg prices are falling here. You can take that lie and shove it up your ass.

#5 | Posted by boaz at 2025-04-11 08:58 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Egg prices are falling here.

Of course they are.

#6 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-04-11 09:22 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Eggs are $15 a dozen on Kauai, island of wild chickens.

#7 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-04-11 09:27 PM | Reply

DEI hire Bo-ass loves him some bedevilled eggs, whooo-whee!

#8 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-04-11 09:28 PM | Reply

Eggs where $4.35 a dozen at the grocery store today. I sear to God most people on this site are insane, and never get out.

How could you not know egg prices fell off the cliff when RFK stopped the culling?

Now we found out autism will be over by September, and people want to paint swasticas on Elon's cars!

#9 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2025-04-11 11:46 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Good lord

#10 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-04-12 01:53 AM | Reply

Trump 2024: "I'm gonna lower egg prices on day one!"

April 11, 2025 egg prices start to go back down to normal.

Trumpers: "Hallelujah! Praise Trump! Yeehaw!"

You idiots thank Trump for the sun rising in the East.

#11 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-04-12 02:48 AM | Reply

Good lord

#20 | Posted by LegallyYourDead

Eggsactly. I knew it was true when God made the sniper miss and then Jesus healed his ear.

#12 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2025-04-12 03:35 AM | Reply

"I will lower the price of eggs day one"

#13 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-04-12 11:52 AM | Reply

Corporate America has declared Open Season on consumers. Get used to it.

#14 | Posted by morris at 2025-04-12 02:56 PM | Reply

that's weird.

every time I go to the store they're lower.

but then I don't live in a democrat pile of doggie dung state.

#15 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2025-04-12 07:13 PM | Reply

@#25 ... that's weird. ...

What is weird for me is the apparent focus of Pres Trump and Republicans upon the prices of eggs.

Trump promised to bring down egg prices on day one. Now, he's sharing articles telling people to shut up' about it (March 2025)
www.yahoo.com

There was a bird flu crisis.

Nearly 200 million hens were culled due to that crisis.

So, not only are there fewer hens laying eggs for consumers, there are also fewer hens laying eggs to grow into hens to lay eggs for consumers.


So, it is not weird to me.

Why is it weird to your current alias?


#16 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-04-12 09:42 PM | Reply

last weekend a dozen was 3.99

today a dozen was 3.59

you guys must live in some commie commune..... :)

#17 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2025-04-13 02:45 PM | Reply

Why is it weird to your current alias?

#26 | Posted by LampLighter a

because..... "I"m an enigma wrapped in a riddle"

:)

figure of speech

like "commie commune". -plus I know that riensADIK JPW / and clowndog gets confused with esoteric

#18 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2025-04-13 02:51 PM | Reply

and listen up.....I don't even know what a current alias means in the context of your

context as it applies to the context as we know it.....contextually speaking..:) :)

#19 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2025-04-13 02:55 PM | Reply

#29

I"m practicing being a politician...

#20 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2025-04-13 02:57 PM | Reply

Just stop the lying, MAGAT moron.

#21 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-04-13 03:07 PM | Reply

My wife just came home with eggs.

$5.29 a dozen

#22 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-04-13 03:09 PM | Reply

We now definitively know that eggs came before the chicken.

#23 | Posted by moder8 at 2025-04-13 05:14 PM | Reply

#32
Hilarious CA eggs are cheaper than where ever the hell you live.

One guess as to which cult he belongs to.
#14 | Posted by donnerboy

Canadian?

#24 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-04-13 05:54 PM | Reply

#32
Hilarious CA eggs are cheaper than where ever the hell you live.

ONEIDIOT

Egg Markets Overview - April 11, 2025
USDA Agricultural Marketing Service (.gov)

www.ams.usda.gov

2 days ago " The California benchmark for Large shell eggs declined $0.10 to $5.95 per dozen with a steady undertone. Delivered prices on the. California- ...

#25 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-04-14 01:33 AM | Reply

That ------- retarded ---- doesn't live in California.

#26 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-04-14 02:37 AM | Reply

Just stop the lying, MAGAT moron.

#31 | Posted by LegallyYourDead

I'm always honored when you take time out from dumpster diving
for week old bread to feed the pigeons between flashing little boys and girls at elementary schools.

#27 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2025-04-14 10:28 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

The only places that egg prices are high are liberal markets because they can't admit that the actual prices are low. I live in the country and the chickens are laying eggs like crazy like they always do in the spring. People can't give them away.

#28 | Posted by fishpaw at 2025-04-14 01:41 PM | Reply

#38 | Posted by fishpaw

JFC you're dumb.

#29 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2025-04-14 02:14 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

The only places that egg prices are high are liberal markets because they can't admit that the actual prices are low.

FISHPAW

I live in a state as red as a MAGA hat. Eggs that were $2 a dozen before bird flu are now $5.29 a dozen, which is high.

They're still $5 a dozen in ruby red states like Nebraska.

Someone living near a farm may pay less, but they're still much higher than before the bird flu hit.

#30 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-04-14 05:26 PM | Reply

It was $8.50 a dozen when Trump took office, then RFK stopped the culling and now it's dropping down to normal, already at $4 where I live.

And the headline? Right. Pure gaslighting. Now tell me we don't know what a woman is. Or let's just go with RussiaGate.

Jesus.

#31 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2025-04-14 07:33 PM | Reply

BTW, record profits.

#32 | Posted by fresno500 at 2025-04-14 08:06 PM | Reply

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