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Sunday, December 07, 2025

Fresh deadly border clashes have broken out between Pakistan and Afghanistan's Taliban forces ...

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Relations have soured between former allies Afghanistan and Pakistan since the Taliban returned to power in 2021.

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-- Al Jazeera English (@aljazeera.com) Dec 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM

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Impossible!

Impossible I say!

Trump solved this!

He just got the Totally-Not-Made-Up FIFA Peace Prize for it!

#1 | Posted by Sycophant at 2025-12-06 02:27 AM | Reply

Trump is the neediest of presidents that we've ever had. He's a toddler in a suit.

#2 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-12-06 02:35 AM | Reply

Send in Trump! Lol.

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-12-06 05:15 AM | Reply

This would never happen if the decomposing orange pedo was POTUS.

#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-12-06 02:32 PM | Reply

Do we dare say Monkeybars three times?

#5 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-12-07 12:49 AM | Reply

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#6 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-12-07 12:52 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

imalumpertoo just perked up.

#7 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-12-07 12:53 AM | Reply

"Monkeybars Monkeybars monkeybars"

#6 | Posted by LauraMohr

"Oh, no. Not this again.

#8 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-12-07 01:16 AM | Reply

"Monkeybars Monkeybars monkeybars"

#6 | Posted by LauraMohr

"Oh, no. Not this again.

#9 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-12-07 01:16 AM | Reply

"Monkeybars Monkeybars monkeybars"

#6 | Posted by LauraMohr

"Oh, no. Not this again.

#10 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-12-07 01:16 AM | Reply

Ok, that was funny.

#11 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-12-07 01:20 AM | Reply

@#11

The site seems to be having issues tonight.

I'm currently chalking it up to a late Saturday night maintenance...

Meanwhile, a fun video ...

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#12 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-12-07 01:56 AM | Reply

The site seems to be having issues tonight.

I'm sure it has nothing to do with Laura casting spells.

#13 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-12-07 02:00 AM | Reply

If it came down to a war between Pakistan and Afghanistan, I'd say the Taliban would win. The Pakistani military is full of cowards when it gets right down to it.

Spin Buldak was a nice base to visit, I went there several times when I had soldiers stationed there. Chow Hall was pretty good.

#14 | Posted by boaz at 2025-12-07 12:28 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

If it came down to a war between Pakistan and Afghanistan, I'd say the Taliban would win.

Pakistan has nukes.

Afghanistan does not.

You really don't want Pakistan to feel existentially threatened by the Taliban. Pakistan is already unstable enough as it is.

#15 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-12-07 12:46 PM | Reply

#14 Well, thank the Good Lord that Major DEI Boazo isn't in the line of command anymore.

Whew!

#16 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-12-07 12:55 PM | Reply

isn't in the line of command anymore.

Hey now, he can almost spell Spin Boldak.

#17 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-12-07 01:09 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

This can be described as an ethnic conflict between Pashtuns (Afghanistan) and Punjabis (Pakistan). The Pakistanis have nukes and a modern air force, so the Afghans will engage in irregular warfare, honed by decades of experience. The Taliban fighters will score mass casualty events against the Pakistanis in the border regions. The Pakistanis are a proud people and do not want to suffer military humiliations with eternal nemesis India watching.

One of the groups to monitor in this mess is the powerful, drug smuggling Haqqani Network (HQN) who are Pashtuns and operate on both sides of the border, as well as Salafist groups within Pakistan who dislike the corruption of the Islamabad government, like the TTP or Lashkar-e-Jhangvi.

The Afghan Taliban can also reach out to the anti-Punjab Balochs to conduct attacks in southern Pakistan.

Sources:

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main.un.org

#18 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-07 02:21 PM | Reply

Bo@ss never did anything harder than holding a ------- clipboard. You're a pile of cowardly ----, you fake ass bitch.

#19 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-07 10:05 PM | Reply

Where's the ghost of ------ to pipe in? Maybe tell us about some super-duper hypersonic torpedo that will take out the Taliban?

#20 | Posted by dibblda at 2025-12-07 11:47 PM | Reply

Hey now, he can almost spell Spin Boldak.

#17 | Posted by REDIAL

Some of those who were actually there made the "o" a "u" in Boldak.

At least that's how I heard it anyway.

#21 | Posted by boaz at 2025-12-08 09:55 AM | Reply

Where's the ghost of ------ to pipe in?

RCADE has to remember how to type as ------. Not easy with all the handles he has.

#22 | Posted by boaz at 2025-12-08 09:57 AM | Reply

#22 Major DEI Boazo = RCADE?

#23 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-12-08 10:01 AM | Reply

#23,

Nah, Hans.

You know better.

#24 | Posted by boaz at 2025-12-08 10:06 AM | Reply

#24 RCADE = Major DEI Boazo

#25 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-12-08 10:09 AM | Reply

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