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Friday, June 26, 2026

Kentucky Republican US Senator Mitch McConnell (84), who proudly confirmed Markwayne Mullin to be S/DHS, has been hospitalized since 14 June ...

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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-25 06:46 AM | Reply

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-25 06:55 AM | Reply

He lays in a hospital bed enjoying government paid for health care that he spent his entire career denying to Americans.

#3 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-06-25 08:28 AM | Reply

That's exactly right. Congressmen and Senators enjoy a platinum healthcare plan and their attending physician is a USN admiral. Mitch McConnell's obituary won't read very well.

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-25 08:34 AM | Reply

Let me know when the man is still dead.

#5 | Posted by Zed at 2026-06-25 09:18 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Save the turtles!

#6 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-06-25 10:53 AM | Reply

"Before he finally retires later this year"!

It's like ------- Narnia. He's not gone yet?

#7 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-06-25 11:00 AM | Reply

The Grim Reaper is going to die.

#8 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-06-25 11:02 AM | Reply

-Mitch McConnell's obituary won't read very well.

Now now......don't think his obit will read like you would want to write it.

#9 | Posted by eberly at 2026-06-25 11:11 AM | Reply

Pull the plug

#10 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-06-25 03:40 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

-Mitch McConnell's obituary won't read very well.
Now now......don't think his obit will read like you would want to write it.
#9 | Posted by eberly at 2026-06-25 11:11 AM

Why? Will it be in Chinese?

#11 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-06-25 04:16 PM | Reply

9. Precisely. They've had his obit written for years. I had a friend who worked for the New York Times for a while doing exactly that. Gotta be ready for when these people die.

What a job: writing and keeping updated obituaries for living people. Good gig.

#12 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-06-25 05:08 PM | Reply

"I See You've Called In Dead"

#13 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-06-25 07:11 PM | Reply

He's in Israel, getting the Fetterman "golem" treatment- OS wiping and reprogramming.

#14 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-06-25 08:19 PM | Reply

Give him a cigarette and a big tumbler of bourbon, to remind him of home...

#15 | Posted by catdog at 2026-06-26 04:25 PM | Reply

Decades ago in NYC's West Side near the NYT building (south of Seinfeld's fictional apartment) was a medium-sized store that sold copies of old NYT newspapers, Playboy magazines, Sports Illustrateds, Saturday Evening Posts, etc.

For the collector in the non-internet era, this shop was a paradise.

Missing from my collection, which I found there, was this issue which I still own today: i.ebayimg.com

#16 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-26 05:27 PM | Reply

"Some are saying" he is already dead. Gone away to the flaming turtle pond down below.

#17 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-06-27 04:07 AM | Reply

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