US Senator Mitch McConnell Still Hospitalized
Kentucky Republican US Senator Mitch McConnell (84), who proudly confirmed Markwayne Mullin to be S/DHS, has been hospitalized since 14 June ...
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Mitch McConnell will not vote this month[image or embed] -- Politico (@politico.com) 6:23 PM · Jun 22, 2026
Mitch McConnell will not vote this month[image or embed]
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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-25 06:46 AM | Reply
#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-25 06:55 AM | Reply
He lays in a hospital bed enjoying government paid for health care that he spent his entire career denying to Americans.
#3 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-06-25 08:28 AM | Reply
That's exactly right. Congressmen and Senators enjoy a platinum healthcare plan and their attending physician is a USN admiral. Mitch McConnell's obituary won't read very well.
#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-25 08:34 AM | Reply
Let me know when the man is still dead.
#5 | Posted by Zed at 2026-06-25 09:18 AM | Reply | Funny: 1
Save the turtles!
#6 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-06-25 10:53 AM | Reply
"Before he finally retires later this year"!
It's like ------- Narnia. He's not gone yet?
#7 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-06-25 11:00 AM | Reply
The Grim Reaper is going to die.
#8 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-06-25 11:02 AM | Reply
-Mitch McConnell's obituary won't read very well.
Now now......don't think his obit will read like you would want to write it.
#9 | Posted by eberly at 2026-06-25 11:11 AM | Reply
Pull the plug
#10 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-06-25 03:40 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
-Mitch McConnell's obituary won't read very well. Now now......don't think his obit will read like you would want to write it. #9 | Posted by eberly at 2026-06-25 11:11 AM
Why? Will it be in Chinese?
#11 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-06-25 04:16 PM | Reply
9. Precisely. They've had his obit written for years. I had a friend who worked for the New York Times for a while doing exactly that. Gotta be ready for when these people die.
What a job: writing and keeping updated obituaries for living people. Good gig.
#12 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-06-25 05:08 PM | Reply
"I See You've Called In Dead"
#13 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-06-25 07:11 PM | Reply
He's in Israel, getting the Fetterman "golem" treatment- OS wiping and reprogramming.
#14 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-06-25 08:19 PM | Reply
Give him a cigarette and a big tumbler of bourbon, to remind him of home...
#15 | Posted by catdog at 2026-06-26 04:25 PM | Reply
Decades ago in NYC's West Side near the NYT building (south of Seinfeld's fictional apartment) was a medium-sized store that sold copies of old NYT newspapers, Playboy magazines, Sports Illustrateds, Saturday Evening Posts, etc.
For the collector in the non-internet era, this shop was a paradise.
Missing from my collection, which I found there, was this issue which I still own today: i.ebayimg.com
#16 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-26 05:27 PM | Reply
"Some are saying" he is already dead. Gone away to the flaming turtle pond down below.
#17 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-06-27 04:07 AM | Reply
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