Wandering Trump, 80, Guided by Frail Despot, 72, in Weird Arrival Ceremony
The president appeared to need a helping hand after touching down in Turkey.
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Erdogan guiding Trump at Ankara Airport Osmancan Gurdogan/Pool via REUTERS[image or embed] -- MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) 10:57 AM · Jul 7, 2026
Erdogan guiding Trump at Ankara Airport Osmancan Gurdogan/Pool via REUTERS[image or embed]
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The Mad King looked ... delapidated.
#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-07 01:35 PM | Reply
Rumors about Trump's digestive problems, which allegedly necessitated diapers, have spread at least since he became president. For example, internet users speculated that he had a bowel movement during a 2019 meeting with Turkey's President Recep Tayyip Erdogan. Later, on Dec. 16, 2023, then-U.S. Rep. Adam Kinzinger, an Illinois Republican, posted on X about the former president's odor, writing that it was "something to behold":
Later, on Dec. 16, 2023, then-U.S. Rep. Adam Kinzinger, an Illinois Republican, posted on X about the former president's odor, writing that it was "something to behold":
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Leave it to stinky to turn Erdogan into a sympathetic figure.
#2 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-07-07 01:38 PM | Reply
"I'll take Nasty Decrepit Aging Tyrants for $100, Ken."
"This good-for-nothing deteriorating despot in the wheelchair was a sock puppet of a violent cabal of military and security service leaders and business insiders for many years."
*Ding!*
"Who is Republican Governor Greg Abbott of Texas?"
"No, I'm sorry, Nancy. Both crippled miscreants do look alike and are terrible human beings, but this is...."
#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-07 02:30 PM | Reply | Funny: 2
Hurry up and die you ------- disgrace to humanity
#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-07-07 09:37 PM | Reply
Who cares.
When Trump dies they'll just hide his corpse next to Mitch McConnell's and keep running the county without him.
#5 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-07-07 09:42 PM | Reply
They are too well dressed for shuffleboard down by the cabanas.
#6 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-07-07 10:00 PM | Reply
That pair of over-the-hillerd appeared to be searching for the entrance to the legendary Elephants' Graveyard.
#7 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-08 05:59 AM | Reply | Funny: 1
All Trump needs is the worn bathrobe as he does what he can to imitate the gangster who tried to avoid prosecution in NYCity. en.wikipedia.org
#8 | Posted by Hughmass at 2026-07-08 07:10 AM | Reply
Vincent "The Chin" Gigante and the "Bathrobe Defense." Lol.
Just wait: Trump will end up blaming his monumental failures and felonies on Natalie "You're All That Matters To Me" Harp.
#9 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-08 07:20 AM | Reply
#7 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-08 05:59 AM | Reply | Flag: LOL
Yeah... those elephants are famous for their memory issues.
#10 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-07-08 07:45 AM | Reply
Erdogan is reported to be 183cm, which is just over 6 feet. Yet in the photo with the article he is towering over our reported 6'3" President.
#11 | Posted by MBlue at 2026-07-08 09:51 AM | Reply
heavy sigh... geezers
#12 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-07-08 03:50 PM | Reply
"Serpentine, Shelly! Serpentine!"
#13 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-08 03:58 PM | Reply
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