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The biggest-ever cyclospora outbreak in the U.S. still shows no signs of slowing down.

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Breaking News: Two deaths in Michigan have been linked to cyclospora. Both people who had the parasite also had underlying health issues.

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-- The New York Times (@nytimes.com) 1:09 PM · Aug 3, 2026

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10,077 cases in Michigan alone.

Dummkopf Trumpf is today's Typhoid Mary.


On the flipside, Trumpf Diarrhea Syndrome (TDS) well help DSA candidate Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (D) in the Michigan US Senate race against the Republican dinosaur still clinging on to power in the face of her own extinction.

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-03 04:34 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"Republican dinosaur" -- oops.

Rep. Haley Stevens is an AIPAC Democrat.

No difference -- hence my error.

"You mean that you don't know the difference between a diplodocus and a brontosaurus, Coriolanus? Hah!"

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-03 05:05 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

So much winning.

Sure am glad to pay for tax cuts for billionaires they made tracking cyclospora optional.

#3 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-08-03 08:47 AM | Reply

My sister put sugar on iceberg lettuce. We don't speak.

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-03 12:48 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

@#1 ... 10,077 cases in Michigan alone. ...

www.unilad.com

... More than 18,000 confirmed and suspected Cyclospora cases have now been reported across 45 states, making it the largest outbreak of the parasite in US history, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. ...

infection have shot up to a total of 10,700.

Michigan has recorded more than twice as many cases as the second hardest-hit state, Ohio, which has reported around 4,000 confirmed infections.

And health experts are now urging residents to thoroughly wash and trim certain types of produce before eating them, with the majority of cases being diagnosed in and around Detroit.

While Michigan health officials have yet to identify the specific source of the state's outbreak, federal investigators have linked Cyclospora cases elsewhere in the US to shredded iceberg lettuce supplied by Taylor Farms, and sold through Taco Bell and other retailers. ...



#5 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-03 01:12 PM | Reply

Explosive Trumporrhea is now killing people. At least stinky got a nice donation from Taylor Farms.

chicago.suntimes.com

#6 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-03 05:05 PM | Reply

Summary court-martial before God and Country followed by an internationally broadcast public execution of arch-swine Dummkopf Trumpf.

#7 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-03 05:33 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

After 2 years of Trumpy's criminal negligence 45 States are now literally crapping themselves.

#8 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-08-04 12:34 PM | Reply

Parasite releases parasite on population

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-04 03:20 PM | Reply

Summary court-martial before God and Country followed by an internationally broadcast public execution of arch-swine Dummkopf Trumpf.
#7 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-03 05:33 PM

He will die in the toilet.

#10 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-08-04 04:34 PM | Reply

#10

I think you are correct about that, RLR, because that's where Dummkopf Trumpf belongs. The toilet.

And where is the other blackguard on death's door, namely Mitch McConnell?

The "deadline" for special elections or gubernatotial appointments in Kentucky was yesterday.

#11 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-04 04:49 PM | Reply

Trump admin "aware" of deaths in explosive diarrhea outbreak, delays reporting
arstechnica.com

... While news of the deaths made widespread headlines Monday, federal health agencies under the Trump administration were mostly silent. The Food and Drug Administration -- which is conducting traceback investigations to dentify foods contaminated with the parasite"has not updated its outbreak investigation page since July 24, nearly two weeks ago, as of publication time.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, meanwhile, added a banner notice on its outbreak update webpage saying that the agency was "aware" of the two cases. But its reporting data was not updated to include the two deaths as of this publication.
Sluggish data

Ars Technica contacted the US Department of Health and Human Services about the un-updated numbers to ask if the CDC was still awaiting confirmatory data on the two deaths. In a response, HHS Press Secretary Emily Hilliard confirmed the information provided by Michigan's health department on the two deaths and said that "FDA and CDC plan to update overall illness numbers, hospitalizations, and deaths this week."

Outside experts have speculated that the agencies' sluggish responses to the outbreak may stem from harsh budget and staffing cuts, along with widespread upheaval at the agencies.

Anti-vaccine Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has generally tried to shift focus away from infectious diseases and outbreak prevention -- aligning with his longstanding efforts to disparage vaccines and downplay their need -- and instead redirect attention to wellness campaigns, such as improving diet and exercise. ...

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#12 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-05 03:00 PM | Reply

He will die in the toilet.

#10 | POSTED BY REDLIGHTROBOT

Not before he lets Americans die there of explosive diarrhea first.

It was bad enough letting Americans choke to death.

Now he is gonna watch *us crap our brains out?

Yay us?

*not me. Now I can finally say "no thanks" to vegetables and get away with it!

#13 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-08-05 03:48 PM | Reply

#10

No he won't.

He doesn't bother going to the toilet, he just craps his diaper.

#14 | Posted by DarkVader at 2026-08-05 05:53 PM | Reply

"Republican dinosaur" -- oops.

Rep. Haley Stevens is an AIPAC Democrat.

No difference -- hence my error.

I can't wait to rub you smug face in this pile in the future.

#15 | Posted by jpw at 2026-08-05 06:27 PM | Reply

It took only 20 months for MAGA stupidity to reduce the once shining global example of competent public health to third world status. And we're still on a downward slope.

F*&^ you, MAGA. F*&^ you every way possible.

#16 | Posted by jpw at 2026-08-05 06:30 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

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