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"Well I don't care if you're just thirteen / You look too good to be true" - Ted Nugent, Jailbait (1981)

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-- SCREW () 3:52 PM · Apr 6, 2025

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Maga is just a pedophile cult.

#1 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-10-20 11:33 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Methinks Der Dotard went on a journey to the center of his mind, and got lost along the way...

#2 | Posted by catdog at 2026-10-21 08:18 AM | Reply

Meh. This was a common topic in rock music in that era, from the Rolling Stones to early Dokken to Winger and Billy Idol.

#3 | Posted by sentinel at 2026-10-21 10:33 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Boomers normalized a lot of borderline pedophilic behavior in the 70s and 80s via rock n' roll under the pretense of appearing rebellious.

Example: that million-copy selling album in the early 70s that featured a 12-year-old girl, topless, looking obliquely at the viewer while playing with a model airplane.

#4 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-10-21 10:51 AM | Reply | Funny: 2 | Newsworthy 1

Well I dont care if youre just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that youre probably clean
Theres one lil' thing I got do to you

Thirteen is the preferred age for the 300 lb orange diaper sniper.

#5 | Posted by Reinheitsgebot at 2026-10-21 03:00 PM | Reply

I thought ol' Ted was pissed at trump....

#6 | Posted by Angrydad at 2026-10-21 03:03 PM | Reply

Nope, I was wrong...he's still an idiot.

#7 | Posted by Angrydad at 2026-10-21 03:06 PM | Reply

Trump pointed to him at the rally in Wichita on Monday. I didn't see him from the broadcast and I don't think he took the stage so I'm not sure of the value of bringing that guy along to energize a bunch of people who are already committed to voting for Trump.

As it's being pointed out......he creeps people out.

#8 | Posted by eberly at 2026-10-21 03:07 PM | Reply

Nugent has a long history of going after young girls. He's gross.

That said, it's not moving the needle one way or the other.

#9 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-10-21 03:32 PM | Reply

Now that I'm thinking about it.....Danika Patrick was there and some other celebrities....perhaps there was a social event those people attend to help raise money.

#10 | Posted by eberly at 2026-10-21 03:52 PM | Reply

#4

That's hilarious, if absurdly so... those were mostly songs written by 17 year old boys about 16 year girlfriends.

And much of the terminology was not the modern cynical angst-filled later Gen self-blaming online frustrated incel definitions of today.

#11 | Posted by Corky at 2026-10-21 09:50 PM | Reply

Courtney Love claims ol' Uncle Ted was inappropriate with her when she was underaged:

faroutmagazine.co.uk

#12 | Posted by Karabekian at 2026-10-21 11:04 PM | Reply

Pedos of a feather ... .

#13 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-10-22 01:12 AM | Reply

"those were mostly songs written by 17 year old boys about 16 year girlfriends."

Yeah, all those 17-year-olds with recording contracts. Like when 28 year-old Chaim "Gene Simmons" Witz wrote and sang "Christine Sixteen" on KISS' multi-platinum album "Love Gun":

But when I saw you coming
Out of the school that day
That day I knew, I knew
I've got to have you, I've got to have you

Then again, he apparently was always a raging zionist so that might have been a prerequisite for being both glam rocker and ethnosupremacist fascist at the same time.

#14 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-10-22 12:11 PM | Reply

#14

You are trying too hard to accuse an entire Gen for, in this case, the sins of a few.

One suspects the proverbial shoe will be on the other foot when people blame you for the AI Apocalypse and WW3, not to mention tictoc, incels, and neoNazis like Nick Fuentes.

#15 | Posted by Corky at 2026-10-22 12:27 PM | Reply

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