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Went to Walmart yesterday and bought a big jar of mayo and a loaf of bread. It'll be turkey sandwiches and all the other leftovers until Monday.
#1 | Posted by shane at 2024-11-30 10:03 AM | Reply
BREAKING NEWS !!
A man..identified only as clown something or other....( LOL ) was admitted to local hospital today with 25 plastic horses inserted into his
rectum.
Doctors have listed his condition as stable.
#2 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-30 10:05 AM | Reply | Funny: 2
turkey sandwich with mayo after thanksgiving is hard to beat.
#3 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-30 10:12 AM | Reply
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE.
--Ray Kroc founded MacDonald's when he was 52
--Henry Ford started Ford when he was 40.
--Harlan Sanders started KFC when he was 65.
--Richard Samela won an argument with his wife when he was 54.
#4 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-30 10:18 AM | Reply | Funny: 1
Trump was 72 years old when he was spit roasted by Putin and Lavrov.
#5 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-11-30 10:20 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
AND>......
..if you think you're having a bad day ...
remember that child psychologist Malcolm Crowe ( Bruce Willis ) ...WAS DEAD !!...
..and still going to work everyday.
#6 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-30 10:26 AM | Reply
Since there's a 3 day timer, maybe we could just start a 'Weekender' thread on Fridays. On Monday, we could have the Mooner, and on Wednesdays the Humper.
#7 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-11-30 11:22 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
" spit roasted "
I have no idea what that means, but I'm sure you have a lot of experience with it.
#8 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-11-30 11:24 AM | Reply
SSentinel wishes he could be spit roasted by Rittenhouse and a swastika.
#9 | Posted by Reinheitsgebot at 2024-11-30 11:27 AM | Reply
According to an article I just read, a small town in Minnesota called Emo was fined tens of thousands of dollars because didn't celebrate pride month. Supposedly not doing so was a violation of a human rights code.
#10 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-11-30 11:27 AM | Reply
#10 | Posted by sentinel
Idiot or liar? You be the judge
www.outinperth.com
1. Emo is in Canada
2. Town lost lawsuit due to their discriminatory policies.
3. Town was fined 10,000 not, 10's of thousands of dollars.
4. Town was NOT fined for not celebrating pride month, they were fined for discrimination, which is against the law in Canada. Even YOU could understand that.
#11 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-30 11:35 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1
a small town in Minnesota called Emo
Must be really small... Google can't even find it.
#12 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-11-30 11:36 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1
Nazis are ------- useless idiots
#13 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-11-30 11:38 AM | Reply | Funny: 1
#7 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-11-30 11:22 AM | Reply | Flag: | Newsworthy 1
I could go for that, lead the way Sentinel.
Shane, I feel bad for you, I got an email from a med page and they did a slide show on best places to retire. Las Cruses was included, beware an onslaught of retirees.
#14 | Posted by mattm at 2024-11-30 12:46 PM | Reply
Minnesota has an Embarrass, but no Emo.
#15 | Posted by mattm at 2024-11-30 01:17 PM | Reply
Even YOU could understand that. #11 | POSTED BY TRUTHHURTS
Our resident Trumpers have embraced spreading lies and misinformation.
It's all they got.
#16 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-30 01:24 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
One thing you'll notice Trump never mentioning is the staged assassination attempt, blowing off his precious ear.
He doesn't want people noticing he's a lizard person who can grow back missing body parts.
You all voted for a lizard man.
#17 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-30 01:29 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
"Emo is in Canada"
That's what they want you to think. Typical Emo Kids. It's literally right on the border, a couple hours from Duluth. Any American can go there and say "we didn't cross the border, the border crossed us!"
"Town lost lawsuit due to their discriminatory policies."
Which policies? Be specific. The article I read didn't mention any policies.
"Town was fined 10,000 not, 10's of thousands of dollars"
Okay Math Wiz, tell everyone exactly which number the range of tens of thousands begins at.
"Town was NOT fined for not celebrating pride month, they were fined for discrimination"
For not flying a pride flag.
#18 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-11-30 02:10 PM | Reply
these rivalry games are giving me a rolaid semi-coma...
--michigan tied with OSU ?.....cho mama..
--Vandy hanging with rocky top ?.....no way jerkface.
--come on Auburn.....that ain't no SABIN tide out there.....ta GOTTA split that 11.5...
--no way texas is 5.5 better than aggies....AT the 12th man's house........except on paper.
#19 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-30 02:12 PM | Reply
#18 | POSTED BY SENTINEL
Shut up idiot.
Take the L and move on.
You fkkking Trumpers are morons.
#20 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-30 02:17 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
#18 | Posted by sentine
I can remember when liberals were protesting the government being oppressive and authoritarian....
and then the freaks......Posted by truthhurts / LegallyYourDead
....crawled out of their dung filled holes....
#21 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-30 02:18 PM | Reply
#21 | POSTED BY SHRIMPdick
Why don't you move to Canada and do something about it.
#22 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-30 02:19 PM | Reply
#22 | Posted by ClownShack
and leave Paradise ?
no thanks....
why don't you bend over...stick your head up your ass and sneeze ?
#23 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-30 02:21 PM | Reply
why don't you bend over...stick your head up your ass and sneeze ? #23 | POSTED BY SHRIMPdick
I'm not as limber as you are.
#24 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-30 02:25 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
SHRIMPdick
#22 | Posted by ClownShack a
and by the way hair lip.....you've got my name backwards..
use caps to reflect the truth...
it should be DICK....as in LARGE...
ask your mom...she's verify that.
#25 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-30 02:26 PM | Reply
#24 | Posted by ClownShac
YOU don't have to be limber...it's up your ass most of the time already.
#26 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-30 02:27 PM | Reply
YOU don't have to be limber...
You speak from experience I see.
#27 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-30 02:28 PM | Reply
@27
if you can't do better than that....
smh
#28 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-30 02:30 PM | Reply
You're a modern day turducken, you have your head up your arse, while living up Trump's arse, while he's buried deep up Putin's arse.
Take a deep breath.
That's the McDonald's Trump ate for breakfast.
#29 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-30 02:34 PM | Reply
Town lost lawsuit due to their discriminatory policies."
#18 | Posted by sentinel
Christ, you're a stupid ------- moron.
a. they were SUED for discrimination. They lost the case and were fined for discrimination.
b. tens is plural, meaning more than one, one is not more than one, you ------- dolt
#30 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-30 02:48 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
Carville wants an audit of Kamala's campaign funds.
www.newsweek.com
During Thursday's episode of Politics War Room, Carville said that "the resistance," a political movement against Trump, will now have trouble fundraising, adding that "the damage that the 2024 campaign has done"the damage that this decade has done to a Democratic brand is almost unfathomable."
The political strategist called for an audit of "everything."
"We're going to audit the campaign. We're going to audit Future Forward. We're gonna audit the DNC [Democratic National Committee]," Carville said.
#31 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-30 04:51 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1
@#14 Posted by MATTM
It's been a retirement destination for 20 plus year now. The Californians coming in from the west. The Texans basically own the mountain towns 2 hours east of here ,Ruidoso and Cloudcroft. And lots of Midwestners. My neighbor (deceased now) was a retired lawyer from Iowa
#32 | Posted by shane at 2024-11-30 05:31 PM | Reply
I drove from Santa Clara to Austin in '83, pulling my '76 Alpha Romeo Spyder behind a Uhaul truck, right across New Mexico. The cat had gotten off in La Joya... but that's another story.
Stopped at a rest area where the local tribe had it's wares laid out on blankets, and bought a sand painting of a dancing warrior from the artist. Still have it.
There's some beautiful spots out there, and I almost went again last year, but turned back at Big Spring and went to the Great Lakes, where I'd never been, instead.
Now the only place I haven't been is the Pacific NW, and I'd love to do that drive.
#33 | Posted by Corky at 2024-11-30 05:55 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
"Shut up idiot."
"Christ, you're a stupid ------- moron."
Ahh, this is really starting to feel like the old Nooner again. And look who the miscreants are who brought it down to that level, because they can't rub two neurons together to make an argument and instead have to resort to spec ed playground antics.
#34 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-11-30 07:50 PM | Reply
You lied. Got called out on it. And came back to cry.
Telling you to shut up is the appropriate response.
Here's something more, go fkkk yourself with a wooden spoon.
#35 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-30 07:55 PM | Reply | Funny: 2
#35 | Posted by ClownShack
Vete a la -----, pendejo.
I didn't lie about anything. Stop being such a man child.
#36 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-11-30 08:02 PM | Reply
I didn't lie about anything. #36 | POSTED BY SENTINEL
You're lying, again.
#37 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-30 08:03 PM | Reply
How's that wooden spoon feel?
#38 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-30 08:04 PM | Reply
#38 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-30 08:04 PM | Reply | Flag
Somebody knows how the wooden spoon feels ... lol
#39 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-30 08:18 PM | Reply
Hillary on Immigration circa 2008
x.com
Dems were so proud of this.
#40 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-30 08:19 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Stop being such a man child.
#36 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-11-30 08:02 PM | Reply | Flag
Unfortunately his dad made him a "man" at a very early age...
#41 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-30 08:20 PM | Reply | Funny: 2
"Unfortunately his dad made him a "man" at a very early age."
With a wooden spoon?
#42 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-11-30 08:22 PM | Reply
You mad, bro?
You should blame your Dad/uncle for raping your mom/aunt and not paying for the abortion.
#43 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-30 08:24 PM | Reply
#42 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-11-30 08:22 PM | Reply | Flag
Projections mean something, most of the time.
#44 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-30 08:24 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Really? Is that why you bring up ------ so often?
#45 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-30 08:27 PM | Reply
What about domestic abuse?
You love posting about domestic abuse.
#46 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-30 08:28 PM | Reply
#45 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-30 08:27 PM | Reply | Flag
Go back and read the post ------.. You're the one who brings that ---- up.
#47 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-30 08:30 PM | Reply
#46 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-30 08:28 PM | Reply | Flag
I only pointed out that you could save your mom a beat-down by handling the phallic shaped veggies for her.
#48 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-30 08:31 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1
You suffering from Alzheimer's already?
I'd suggest you go back to read your nooners post.
Or just cut to the chase and admit you're an ------ baby.
#49 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-30 08:32 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
You still see a nooner?
#50 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-30 08:34 PM | Reply
The Nooner is by invitation only three days, but it's possible the clown hacked into it. That's why they're called ClownsHack.
#51 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-11-30 09:04 PM | Reply
*these days. Damn autocollect.
#52 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-11-30 09:04 PM | Reply
#51 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-11-30 09:04 PM | Reply | Flag:
Clown is already set up.... Use promo code #daddyDontHurtMe to get the first month free.
#53 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-30 09:31 PM | Reply
#8 | Posted by sentinel
Yeah sure, mushroom stamp.
#54 | Posted by jpw at 2024-12-01 04:09 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Posted by jpw at 2024-12-01 04:09 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by ClownShack
Oh look, this site has come full circle, "joking" about threats of sexual violence against other users.
Shall we take this to its logical conclusion?
#55 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-12-01 06:43 AM | Reply
#28 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-30 02:30 PM | Reply | Flag:
#29 | Posted by ClownShack a
"modern day turducken,"
listen up dork.........
don't insult the memory of MADDEN by using that phrase...
#56 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-12-01 07:48 AM | Reply
Yesterday a 'poster' made a post, it posted twice, that happens. What I have never seen happen is another 'poster' make the exact same post, that gets posted twice. Four EXACT posts, by two different 'posters', within sixty seconds of each other. Weird.
#57 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2024-12-01 10:50 AM | Reply
" tell everyone exactly which number the range of tens of thousands begins at."
20,000.
Not 10,000. He was right, and you were wrong.
#58 | Posted by Danforth at 2024-12-01 11:04 AM | Reply
#31 | Posted by lfthndthrds
Good!
An audit of the votes in the swing states Trump won oh so perfectly as to be just out of automatic recount range with statistically impossible numbers of bullet ballots would also be a good idea.
#59 | Posted by jpw at 2024-12-01 12:02 PM | Reply
"20,000."
You will not find a consensus on this. Mathematically speaking, the tens of thousands range begins once the ten-thousands place digit has been reached.
#60 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-12-01 12:32 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
"You will not find a consensus on this. Mathematically speaking ... "
You're joking, right?
TenS is plural.
You're suggesting "dozens" starts at 12. It doesn't; dozens STARTS at 24.
Tens of thousands STARTS at 20,000.
#61 | Posted by Danforth at 2024-12-01 12:39 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
First rule of holes: When you're in one ... stop digging.
#62 | Posted by Danforth at 2024-12-01 12:40 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
sentinel arguing math with danforth.
LOL
#63 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2024-12-01 12:50 PM | Reply
"You're joking, right?"
Not at all, young man. You're interpreting these phrases as a strict discrete multiple, but they're very commonly used to refer to a number in a continuous range.
You're not as clever as you think you are.
#64 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-12-01 12:51 PM | Reply
"LOL"
It's cute how lay people think accountants know squat about maths.
#65 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-12-01 12:54 PM | Reply
#33 | Posted by Corky
Definitely don't miss out. I haven't seen anywhere near it all but I got hooked immediately. Drove the Williamette Valley which was beautiful but still paled in comparison to the drive to the coast and on the coast. The drive from Eugene to Florence was incredible, especially the last third or so along a river in this deep valley with pine covered, steep sided mountains on both sides. Ended up staying in this little A frame Air B&B in Bandon, OR.
This was the view right across the street.
lh3.googleusercontent.com
#66 | Posted by jpw at 2024-12-01 01:00 PM | Reply
"You're interpreting these phrases as a strict discrete multiple ... "
No dumfuq, I just know the difference between singular and plural.
18,000 CANNOT be accurately described as "tens of thousands". Just like calling 20 "dozens" misrepresents the truth.
Ten thousand is not the same as tens of thousands, regardless what word salad you barf.
#67 | Posted by Danforth at 2024-12-01 01:05 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
" Definitely don't miss (NW Washington)"
Agreed! The Olympic peninsula offers multiple worlds, including sandy beaches, cloudy "stacks" beaches, the Hoh rainforest, and an alpine ridge 45 minutes above Port Washington. At the summit, the bride and I threw snowballs at each other ... on July 17th.
One of the highlights was going to Neah Bay, an Indian reservation at the NW point of the contiguous 48 states. We were turned on to a guy who'd buy the first catch of salmon every morning, and smoke it. Best fish I've ever had: swimming in the morning, smoked for lunch. Yum!
#68 | Posted by Danforth at 2024-12-01 01:14 PM | Reply
" they're very commonly used to refer to a number in a continuous range."
Yes.
And that range BEGINS at multiples.
Calling 10,000 "tens of thousands" is a lie.
#69 | Posted by Danforth at 2024-12-01 01:16 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
" The Olympic peninsula "
Another highlight: Squim during lavender season. It's an odd WA town, situated just east of hills which cause ~300 sunny days in the year. We went on the killer of all garden tours.
#70 | Posted by Danforth at 2024-12-01 01:23 PM | Reply
#69 | POSTED BY DANFORTH
And MAGA specializes in exactly those kinds of lies.
#71 | Posted by donnerboy at 2024-12-01 01:30 PM | Reply
You're not as clever as you think you are. #64 | POSTED BY SENTINEL
You're simply a moron.
Good news for you, there have been a lot of swastika flags waving around as Trump emboldens white supremacists more and more.
Your brethren are stepping out of the shadows and chanting hate!
Mission Accomplished!
#72 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-12-01 01:49 PM | Reply
He was right, and you were wrong. #58 | POSTED BY DANFORTH
That's a phrase Sentinel has heard a lot throughout his life.
#73 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-12-01 01:51 PM | Reply
there have been a lot of swastika flags waving around
Someone said dozens, but I counted 13.
#74 | Posted by mattm at 2024-12-01 02:23 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
A bakers dozen.
#75 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-12-01 05:24 PM | Reply
Just because something is misleading or ambiguous does not mean it is false.
#76 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-12-01 05:31 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
Meaning of the hundreds in English numbers between 100 and 1,000 dictionary.cambridge.org
the thousands numbers between 1,000 and 1,000,000 dictionary.cambridge.org
#77 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-12-01 05:56 PM | Reply
Just because something is misleading or ambiguous does not mean it is false. #76 | POSTED BY SENTINEL
Your bullshht lie was called out and you're still crying about it.
You really are a deplorable Trumping MAGAt.
#78 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-12-01 06:04 PM | Reply
Dance, monkey, dance.
#79 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-12-01 06:30 PM | Reply
#76 | POSTED BY SENTINEL AT 2024-12-01 05:31 PM | REPLY
exactly what id expect a nazi to say.
#80 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2024-12-01 06:31 PM | Reply
plural vs singular is hard!
-sssentinel
#81 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2024-12-01 06:34 PM | Reply
" numbers between 1,000 and 1,000,000"
10,000 isn't tens of thousands. Even by the examples given, the minimum would be 10,001. In this case, "between" isn't inclusive; for example, you wouldn't say "hundreds of thousands" for 1 million.
#82 | Posted by Danforth at 2024-12-01 06:35 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
"exactly what id expect a nazi to say."
And that's how you helped Trump get elected, twice. Proud of yourselves?
#83 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-12-01 06:36 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
Dance, monkey, dance. #79 | POSTED BY SENTINEL
You've got the dance floor.
#84 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-12-01 06:38 PM | Reply
you helped Trump get elected, twice. Proud of yourselves? #83 | POSTED BY SSENTINEL
"Make Swastikas Great Again!" -SSentinel
You're a Nazi.
#85 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-12-01 06:40 PM | Reply
10,000 isn't tens of thousands.
SSentinel is a member of our nation's poorly educated, which Trump loves so much.
#86 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-12-01 06:41 PM | Reply
Yeah, keep throwing that N-word around. It's been working out so great for you so far...
#87 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-12-01 06:43 PM | Reply
keep throwing that N-word around.
Whatever you say, Nazi.
#88 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-12-01 07:05 PM | Reply
Awesome. Keep giving up your power.
#89 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-12-01 07:09 PM | Reply
You've been getting your ass whipped on this thread all day, sentinel. Maybe log off and lick your wounds.
#90 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2024-12-01 07:10 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
You think you're beating someone else hy behaving this way, but yet you helped Trump get elected by doing the exact same thing. Do you really think you beat Trump?
#91 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-12-01 07:24 PM | Reply
The funniest thing is, you guys know very well I never voted for or supported Trump. But yet you have to project that nonsense, just like you regularly did and do with other non-Trump supporters, over some stupid trivial thing. You can't control yourselves or your knee jerk reactions. That's why you were so easy to manipulate.
#92 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-12-01 07:33 PM | Reply
Nazi does not like being referred to as Nazi.
I did Nazi that coming.
#93 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-12-01 07:54 PM | Reply
" Definitely don't miss (NW Washington)" Agreed! The Olympic peninsula offers multiple worlds, including sandy beaches, cloudy "stacks" beaches, the Hoh rainforest, and an alpine ridge 45 minutes above Port Washington. At the summit, the bride and I threw snowballs at each other ... on July 17th. One of the highlights was going to Neah Bay, an Indian reservation at the NW point of the contiguous 48 states. We were turned on to a guy who'd buy the first catch of salmon every morning, and smoke it. Best fish I've ever had: swimming in the morning, smoked for lunch. Yum! #68 | Posted by Danforth at 2024-12-01 01:14 PM
Yes, pigging out at the all you can eat salmon bakes were something like $20-30 per car in the 80's.
Moe's fried oyster sandwich is also recommended. They're a franchise now, apparently.
#94 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2024-12-01 09:34 PM | Reply
If you're stupid enough to vote for Trump because someone on an anoymous blog hurt your fee-fees you deserve Trump. Moron.
#95 | Posted by YAV at 2024-12-01 10:23 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
#95 | Posted by YAV
Truth.
If one is that easily aggrieved, they were probably voting for Trump anyway since he's the king of faux victim complexes.
#96 | Posted by jpw at 2024-12-02 08:31 AM | Reply
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