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The UFC will host its first-ever White House fight next year, its CEO Dana White said today in an interview.[image or embed] -- Politico (@politico.com) Aug 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The UFC will host its first-ever White House fight next year, its CEO Dana White said today in an interview.[image or embed]
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The Ultimate Fighting Championship will stage a historic fight at the White House on July 4, 2026
Stinky turned the White House into Mara Pedo North.
#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-08-12 01:29 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Classy. Suertonius would've gotten a real chuckle of recognition from this one.
#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-08-12 01:42 PM | Reply
Bread and circuses without the bread.
Will they be crucifying immigrants at this gladiator even or just feeding them to lions?
#3 | Posted by qcp at 2025-08-12 01:43 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
MTG and Loomer have to be on the undercard.
www.newsweek.com
#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-08-12 01:48 PM | Reply
"Are you not amused?" image.tmdb.org
#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-12 02:32 PM | Reply
More tacky, trashy garbage from our tacky, trashy garbage heap in chief.
If we pull out of this period of our history intact, it will be looked back upon as the white trashiest, trailer house-ridden administration in our history.
As if people like lfthndcuck were allowed to run things.
#6 | Posted by jpw at 2025-08-12 03:45 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Redneck --------- can burn in Hell.
Seven times
#7 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-08-12 11:17 PM | Reply
... The Ultimate Fighting Championship will stage a historic fight at the White House on July 4, 2026, marking America's 250th birthday with what would be the first professional mixed martial arts event ever held at the presidential residence ...
An appeal to populism, or a respect for that most revered residence?
Will the proposed fight take place on the paved-over former historic Rose Garden?
#8 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-08-12 11:50 PM | Reply
There's no shark this administration won't jump.
#9 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-13 05:39 PM | Reply
Trumpy would rather jump a shark than go anywhere near batteries.
Or magnets.
Or water.
Or especially magnets AND water.
Or vegetables.
Or the truth.
#10 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-13 05:42 PM | Reply
#6 | Posted by jpw at 2025-08-12 03:45 PM | Reply | Flag:
Can one of you flag this NW for the bruised ego?
#11 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-08-13 06:02 PM | Reply
This is trashy.
#12 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-08-13 06:06 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-08-13 06:06 PM | Reply
Well it's Trump's brainchild so.
#13 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-08-13 06:14 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Won't all these people have to pass a background test of some sort?
#14 | Posted by eberly at 2025-08-13 06:14 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
Posted by eberly at 2025-08-13 06:14 PM | Reply
Do you actually think Trump cares about such things as background checks?? Seriously
#15 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-08-13 06:17 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
I hope they have a Donald vs Melania bout... she would drop kick his fat ass and then apply the Iron Claw.
They could open with the MTG vs Laura Loomer ----- Bash.
#16 | Posted by Corky at 2025-08-13 06:20 PM | Reply
Of course the crowd with brain damage loves trump.
Anything to distract them from epstein.
#17 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-08-13 06:50 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
They absolutely have to get the guy who played President Camacho to MC the fight. That will kill irony once and for all.
#18 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2025-08-13 07:10 PM | Reply
This is a fitting Republican Values replacement for Obama's White House Science Fair.
#19 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-13 08:33 PM | Reply
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