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Tuesday, March 24, 2026

During a costly, debilitating, and illegal war against the people of Iran, a horrific plane crash in NYC, news of a staggering US economic downturn, skyrocketing fuel and health insurance costs for everyday Americans, a spreading measles outbreak, and a partial government shutdown, the President of the United States took the time to make a tourist visit to Graceland, the estate of the late Elvis Presley.

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    #1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-24 01:03 AM | Reply

    ... Sometimes I feel I should tell a little fib ...

    Why the apparent change of heart by Pres trump.

    He should just tell his usual big lie.

    #2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-24 01:12 AM | Reply

    In what's left of Old Yeller's unpun mind he is Elvis, bloated, out of it, wondering whether that's the River Styx just up ahead,

    #3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-03-24 08:17 AM | Reply

    wondering whether that's the River Styx just up ahead,

    #3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

    Trump need not wonder. It is.

    Funny thing is, Charon doesn't accept crypto.

    #4 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-24 09:17 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

    Is there any living human being so many people wish dead more than Trump?

    A great shout will arise when the man checks into hospice,

    Where his neck will be mysteriously broken.

    #5 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-24 09:20 AM | Reply

    I've visited it. Ratchet part of town....but a cool tour.

    #6 | Posted by eberly at 2026-03-24 09:27 AM | Reply

    #4
    I'm going to use "Charon don't do crypto" one of these days, ZED, and when I do it will be with a wink and nod in your direction. Great for early in the day. Thanks!

    #7 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-03-24 09:45 AM | Reply

    May he die on the ------- just like Elvis...or just keel over with a loaded diaper.

    #8 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-24 11:47 AM | Reply

    once upon a time....in a galaxy far away..........

    visited Graceland when the KING was alive.........no tours and no locked gate.

    while we were standing close to the house a guard came up to us....and couple of other people...

    and said please step back......a black cadilac limo turned into the driveway.....back right

    window went down and a hand came out waving.......it was......" the king".

    thank ah vera much...

    good to know this few minutes DT used did one thing....PISS YOU ------- OFF......

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    #9 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-24 02:52 PM | Reply

    "a black cadilac limo turned into the driveway."

    which meant we weren't allowed to go any further up the long winding driveway to

    the house.

    #10 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-24 02:59 PM | Reply

    but that was in the old days....when people were civil....and

    pathetic excuses for human beings didn't roam the earth proving

    that God does make mistakes.

    --8 | Posted by LegallyYourDead

    Where his neck will be mysteriously broken.

    #5 | Posted by Zed

    #11 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-24 03:06 PM | Reply

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