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Tuesday, March 24, 2026

During a costly, debilitating, and illegal war against the people of Iran, a horrific plane crash in NYC, news of a staggering US economic downturn, skyrocketing fuel and health insurance costs for everyday Americans, a spreading measles outbreak, and a partial government shutdown, the President of the United States took the time to make a tourist visit to Graceland, the estate of the late Elvis Presley.

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with the country at war, Trump announces he's going to do some sightseeing at Graceland later today

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-- Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) Mar 23, 2026 at 1:14 PM

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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-24 01:03 AM | Reply

... Sometimes I feel I should tell a little fib ...

Why the apparent change of heart by Pres trump.

He should just tell his usual big lie.

#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-24 01:12 AM | Reply

In what's left of Old Yeller's unpun mind he is Elvis, bloated, out of it, wondering whether that's the River Styx just up ahead,

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-03-24 08:17 AM | Reply

wondering whether that's the River Styx just up ahead,

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

Trump need not wonder. It is.

Funny thing is, Charon doesn't accept crypto.

#4 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-24 09:17 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Is there any living human being so many people wish dead more than Trump?

A great shout will arise when the man checks into hospice,

Where his neck will be mysteriously broken.

#5 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-24 09:20 AM | Reply

I've visited it. Ratchet part of town....but a cool tour.

#6 | Posted by eberly at 2026-03-24 09:27 AM | Reply

#4
I'm going to use "Charon don't do crypto" one of these days, ZED, and when I do it will be with a wink and nod in your direction. Great for early in the day. Thanks!

#7 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-03-24 09:45 AM | Reply

May he die on the ------- just like Elvis...or just keel over with a loaded diaper.

#8 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-24 11:47 AM | Reply

once upon a time....in a galaxy far away..........

visited Graceland when the KING was alive.........no tours and no locked gate.

while we were standing close to the house a guard came up to us....and couple of other people...

and said please step back......a black cadilac limo turned into the driveway.....back right

window went down and a hand came out waving.......it was......" the king".

thank ah vera much...

good to know this few minutes DT used did one thing....PISS YOU ------- OFF......

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#9 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-24 02:52 PM | Reply

"a black cadilac limo turned into the driveway."

which meant we weren't allowed to go any further up the long winding driveway to

the house.

#10 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-24 02:59 PM | Reply

but that was in the old days....when people were civil....and

pathetic excuses for human beings didn't roam the earth proving

that God does make mistakes.

--8 | Posted by LegallyYourDead

Where his neck will be mysteriously broken.

#5 | Posted by Zed

#11 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-24 03:06 PM | Reply

Where (hospice) his neck will be mysteriously broken.

#5 | Posted by Zed

#11 | POSTED BY SHRIMPTACODAN

No one loves Trump. No one.

When he dies there will be a nationwide, worldwide celebration.

It will all be in bad taste, but all completely natural and understandable.

#12 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-24 06:08 PM | Reply

good to know this few minutes DT used did one thing....PISS YOU ------- OFF......

#9 | Posted by shrimptacodan

You joined a cult led by a pedophile simply because the cult leader upsets the people you feel inferior to.

When the cool kids are sad it makes you feel like you are winning something, while your cult leader steals your future.

#13 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-03-24 08:59 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Is it true that Elvis' middle name is misspelled on his gravestone, indicating that he didn't really die?

Too lazy too look it up --

#14 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-03-24 09:33 PM | Reply

Trump's FL house district in FL just flipped to Dem in a district that voted for him in 2024 by 54.6% to 44.0%, a +10.6 margin.

Trump's new representative is Emily Gregory, and she flipped the district by a 51%-49% margin.

#15 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-24 09:40 PM | Reply

But did he get a peanut butter and nannar sammich?

#16 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-03-24 09:51 PM | Reply

#13 | POSTED BY SPEAKSOFTLY

Tell me the truth, you were the last picked in PE games weren't you?

#17 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-03-24 09:59 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

you were the last picked in PE games weren't you?
#17 | POSTED BY ONETRUMPER

Did they have PE in China, or are you repeating something you've seen on television?

You should stick to pretending your smart and fly planes.

#18 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-03-24 11:10 PM | Reply

Did they have PE in China

Penis Envy? Probably.

#19 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-03-24 11:12 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

*** No Surprise: Dummkopf Trumpf Approval Rating Craters to New Low: 36% Deadenders Still Like the Dotard ***

The Kool-Aid that MAGAts and pedophile protectors drink is mighty potent indeed.

Source: www.reuters.com

#20 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-24 11:18 PM | Reply

#13 | POSTED BY SPEAKSOFTLY

Tell me the truth, you were the last picked in PE games weren't you?

#17 | Posted by oneironaut

"Stop lumping me in with the insecure cult that is obsessed with masculinity! Just cause I talk like one of them all the time doesn't make me one of them!"

#21 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-03-25 12:02 AM | Reply

*** Just as Trumpf's Ratings Plummets, so Does CBS News Under Bibi's Gorgon Bari Weiss ***

And CBS News, which gave us Edward R. Murrow and Walter Cronkite, will be getting rid of their radio news service.

Source: www.status.news

#22 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-25 12:31 AM | Reply

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