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Tuesday, March 24, 2026

During a costly, debilitating, and illegal war against the people of Iran, a horrific plane crash in NYC, news of a staggering US economic downturn, skyrocketing fuel and health insurance costs for everyday Americans, a spreading measles outbreak, and a partial government shutdown, the President of the United States took the time to make a tourist visit to Graceland, the estate of the late Elvis Presley.

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with the country at war, Trump announces he's going to do some sightseeing at Graceland later today

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-- Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) Mar 23, 2026 at 1:14 PM

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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-24 01:03 AM | Reply

... Sometimes I feel I should tell a little fib ...

Why the apparent change of heart by Pres trump.

He should just tell his usual big lie.

#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-24 01:12 AM | Reply

In what's left of Old Yeller's unpun mind he is Elvis, bloated, out of it, wondering whether that's the River Styx just up ahead,

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-03-24 08:17 AM | Reply

wondering whether that's the River Styx just up ahead,

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

Trump need not wonder. It is.

Funny thing is, Charon doesn't accept crypto.

#4 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-24 09:17 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Is there any living human being so many people wish dead more than Trump?

A great shout will arise when the man checks into hospice,

Where his neck will be mysteriously broken.

#5 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-24 09:20 AM | Reply

I've visited it. Ratchet part of town....but a cool tour.

#6 | Posted by eberly at 2026-03-24 09:27 AM | Reply

#4
I'm going to use "Charon don't do crypto" one of these days, ZED, and when I do it will be with a wink and nod in your direction. Great for early in the day. Thanks!

#7 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-03-24 09:45 AM | Reply

May he die on the ------- just like Elvis...or just keel over with a loaded diaper.

#8 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-24 11:47 AM | Reply

once upon a time....in a galaxy far away..........

visited Graceland when the KING was alive.........no tours and no locked gate.

while we were standing close to the house a guard came up to us....and couple of other people...

and said please step back......a black cadilac limo turned into the driveway.....back right

window went down and a hand came out waving.......it was......" the king".

thank ah vera much...

good to know this few minutes DT used did one thing....PISS YOU ------- OFF......

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#9 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-24 02:52 PM | Reply

"a black cadilac limo turned into the driveway."

which meant we weren't allowed to go any further up the long winding driveway to

the house.

#10 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-24 02:59 PM | Reply

but that was in the old days....when people were civil....and

pathetic excuses for human beings didn't roam the earth proving

that God does make mistakes.

--8 | Posted by LegallyYourDead

Where his neck will be mysteriously broken.

#5 | Posted by Zed

#11 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-24 03:06 PM | Reply

Where (hospice) his neck will be mysteriously broken.

#5 | Posted by Zed

#11 | POSTED BY SHRIMPTACODAN

No one loves Trump. No one.

When he dies there will be a nationwide, worldwide celebration.

It will all be in bad taste, but all completely natural and understandable.

#12 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-24 06:08 PM | Reply

good to know this few minutes DT used did one thing....PISS YOU ------- OFF......

#9 | Posted by shrimptacodan

You joined a cult led by a pedophile simply because the cult leader upsets the people you feel inferior to.

When the cool kids are sad it makes you feel like you are winning something, while your cult leader steals your future.

#13 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-03-24 08:59 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Is it true that Elvis' middle name is misspelled on his gravestone, indicating that he didn't really die?

Too lazy too look it up --

#14 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-03-24 09:33 PM | Reply

Trump's FL house district in FL just flipped to Dem in a district that voted for him in 2024 by 54.6% to 44.0%, a +10.6 margin.

Trump's new representative is Emily Gregory, and she flipped the district by a 51%-49% margin.

#15 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-24 09:40 PM | Reply

But did he get a peanut butter and nannar sammich?

#16 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-03-24 09:51 PM | Reply

#13 | POSTED BY SPEAKSOFTLY

Tell me the truth, you were the last picked in PE games weren't you?

#17 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-03-24 09:59 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

you were the last picked in PE games weren't you?
#17 | POSTED BY ONETRUMPER

Did they have PE in China, or are you repeating something you've seen on television?

You should stick to pretending your smart and fly planes.

#18 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-03-24 11:10 PM | Reply

Did they have PE in China

Penis Envy? Probably.

#19 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-03-24 11:12 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

*** No Surprise: Dummkopf Trumpf Approval Rating Craters to New Low: 36% Deadenders Still Like the Dotard ***

The Kool-Aid that MAGAts and pedophile protectors drink is mighty potent indeed.

Source: www.reuters.com

#20 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-24 11:18 PM | Reply

#13 | POSTED BY SPEAKSOFTLY

Tell me the truth, you were the last picked in PE games weren't you?

#17 | Posted by oneironaut

"Stop lumping me in with the insecure cult that is obsessed with masculinity! Just cause I talk like one of them all the time doesn't make me one of them!"

#21 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-03-25 12:02 AM | Reply

*** Just as Trumpf's Ratings Plummets, so Does CBS News Under Bibi's Gorgon Bari Weiss ***

And CBS News, which gave us Edward R. Murrow and Walter Cronkite, will be getting rid of their radio news service.

Source: www.status.news

#22 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-25 12:31 AM | Reply

I know a lot about Memphis and it has historically been crime riddled and
flat out dangerous to walk unarmed on virtually any city street.

what most of you spazoids ignore is that the mayor of Memphis.....Paul Young ....interacted
with the Trump White house with the Memphis Safe Task Force that has crime
down close to 80 something percent and dropping.

-the Memphis Safe Task Force included FBI, ATF, and DEA agents to support local
law enforcement, according to MSMW-TV.

--Mayor Young said he didn't ask for the Guard ( he had to say that or be cancelled
by leftist numb nutted morons ) .."but aimed to use the resource effectively to combat
crime."

--naturally these are facts that you leftist tools are required to ignore, deny and lie.

so you can talk about "amid chaos and war" and all that leftist freak show regurgitated

nonsense until your ugly women start yet another 'no king' rally and the truth will still be

that Trump helped make Memphis safe.

#23 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-25 02:20 PM | Reply

You joined a cult led by a pedophile simply because the cult leader upsets the people you feel inferior to.

When the cool kids are sad it makes you feel like you are winning something, while your cult leader steals your future.

#13 | Posted by SpeakSoftly

I"m not in a cult...and regardless of that stupid effing chit being on a speed dial or something

it won't make it so....YOU HOWEVER are another voice reciting the same gibberish / same

stupid chit with same comments from every other leftist here...post after post...day after

day....issue upon issue.

so look in the mirror.....enstein.

#24 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-25 02:23 PM | Reply

It will all be in bad taste, but all completely natural and understandable.

#12 | Posted by Zed

nice try dopie opie....

and while I understand your angst at being lumped in with a certifiable criminally insane

poster with the ironical first name of Legal.......it shows what level democrats / leftist etc

have fallen to.

More importantly to us here...it also shows everyone just how low the standards ..and LEVEL OF

BASIC HUMAN DECENCY..have fallen so drastically at the DR.

#25 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-25 02:29 PM | Reply

I"m not in a cult...and regardless of that stupid effing chit being on a speed dial or something

it won't make it so....YOU HOWEVER are another voice reciting the same gibberish / same

stupid chit with same comments from every other leftist here...post after post...day after

day....issue upon issue.

so look in the mirror.....enstein.

#24 | Posted by shrimptacodan

Sure you're not in a cult.
And trump is in excellent health.
And he never fucked stormy daniels.
And he won the 2020 election.
And Iran's nuclear capablities were obliterated in 2025.

#26 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-03-25 02:54 PM | Reply

The obese dotard wanted to find Elvis' recipe for peanut butter, banana, bacon, and honey sandwiches. Also went to get a gander at the "Lisa Marie" jet across the street from Graceland in which Elvis had a special compartment built to hold the ingredients.

#27 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-25 04:45 PM | Reply

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