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Trump's Signature to Appear on US Dollars
Donald Trump is set to become the first sitting US president to have his signature on US banknotes, the Treasury Department has announced.
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BREAKING: Trump's signature will appear on U.S. dollar bills, a first for a sitting president, Treasury announces.[image or embed] -- NBC News (@nbcnews.com) Mar 26, 2026 at 6:30 PM
BREAKING: Trump's signature will appear on U.S. dollar bills, a first for a sitting president, Treasury announces.[image or embed]
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So this is how a cashless society happens.
#1 | Posted by sentinel at 2026-03-26 10:17 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
LOL... just a little something extra for the global devaluation...
#2 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-03-27 10:46 AM | Reply
P. S. I'm not being hyperbolic...
From the google AI demon
The U.S. dollar experienced significant depreciation in early 2025, falling roughly 11% in the first half of the year, marking its largest decline in over 50 years. While some projections, such as from Morgan Stanley Research, expected further weakness in 2026, others suggest it may moderate. Key drivers include tariff threats, potential government shutdowns, and a desire for a weaker currency to boost exports.
Who wuz preznit in 2025? Oh riiiiiiight the failed casino guy...with the stretch and stitch hairdo
Shall we get on hime for using a steel cut plate instead of signing each one himself> Lazy butturd.
#3 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-03-27 10:50 AM | Reply
A 1 inch line from and indelible black sharpie marker will easily hide the signature once the bills are in circulation.
It would be a shame if that mark was accidentally placed on all dollar bills.
#4 | Posted by ExpectingReign at 2026-03-27 10:53 AM | Reply
I will not accept money with the Felon's signature on it.
#5 | Posted by e1g1 at 2026-03-27 10:53 AM | Reply
Historical Context: Historically, U.S. paper currency has featured the signatures of the Treasurer of the United States and the Secretary of the Treasury since 1861 -- AI Summary.
I guess America wasn't Great from 1861 through 2026. We need to take America back before the Civil War.
#6 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-27 10:57 AM | Reply
Of all the people for the cultists to follow so unquestioningly, somehow they settle on Donald f*&^ing Trump. A weak, idiotic failure of a man whom they think exemplifies a worthwhile character and set of principles and ideals.
Then they get all pissy when called cultists or flat out stupid.
#7 | Posted by jpw at 2026-03-27 11:03 AM | Reply
"Of all the people for the cultists to follow so unquestioningly, somehow they settle on Donald f*&^ing Trump"
But Her Emails!
#8 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-27 11:18 AM | Reply
Can his picture on currency be far behind?
Who do you know that has a bigger ego... tell me, pls, I wanna know!
#9 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-27 12:44 PM | Reply
Lyndon B Johnson used to talk about his Johnson a lot. He called it "Jumbo".
It's said he used to pull it out to win arguments. He won a lot of arguments.
#10 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-03-27 01:03 PM | Reply
Soon enough, the dollar will be a worthless as Trump. So there's that...
#11 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2026-03-27 02:31 PM | Reply
If I were religious that would say this is the mark of the beast.
#12 | Posted by qcp at 2026-03-27 03:29 PM | Reply
t's said he used to pull it out to win arguments. He won a lot of arguments.
#10 | Posted by donnerboy
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
had not heard that 'yarn' in a while.....that's why his people went berserk when
he pulled his pants down ....partially...to show the press his scar.
#13 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-27 03:39 PM | Reply
#9 | Posted by Corky
me...because I've got a lot to be egotistical about.
I refer the audience back to post# 10
#14 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-27 03:42 PM | Reply
Hasn't the Dollar suffered enough?
#15 | Posted by horstngraben at 2026-03-27 06:55 PM | Reply | Funny: 3
Hah!
#16 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-27 08:13 PM | Reply
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#17 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-27 10:03 PM | Reply
how the hell did that get here ???
#18 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-27 10:04 PM | Reply
@#18
Huh?
Please do try to stay rational.
How did what get where?
#19 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-27 10:11 PM | Reply
If I were religious that would say this is the mark of the beast. #12 | Posted by qcp
I'm surprised there's no Republicans willing to whistle past this graveyard.
Normally, they would tell us this is no big deal.
Just like Trump's giant portrait over DOJ is no big deal.
In any sane person's mind, the President suddenly deciding it's time to put his signature on the currency is seen as Banana Republic stuff.
#20 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-27 10:16 PM | Reply
Not THE Mark of the Beast, but possibly a foreshadowing:
www.youtube.com
about 3 mins in, the first part you already know
foreshadowing in scripture
www.google.com
#21 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-27 10:40 PM | Reply
Obligatory.
bsky.app
#22 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-28 04:14 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1
Further evidence for future historians. ...
Pres Trump did not earn the Nobel Peace Prize, so he seems to have a need to make up for that, some how, some way.
#23 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-28 04:28 AM | Reply
he pulled his pants down ....partially...to show the press his scar. #13 | POSTED BY SHRIMPTACODAN
You been doing your own research again? Tip: In the language you're trying to use "shirt" and "pants" are not synonymous: photos.com Wire deposit to usual account. God bless.
#24 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-03-28 09:46 AM | Reply
I guess the crack of a strippers ass is a good place for Piggy
#25 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-28 07:07 PM | Reply
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