RFK Launches a MAHA Cooking Show

Thursday, July 30, 2026

Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. launched an online cooking show on Thursday ...

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As he mixed avocado mayonnaise into a mixing bowl, RFK Jr. took a moment to slam the "war" on saturated fats and the previous dietary guidelines that had been workshopped by the Biden administration.

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-- NOTUS (@notus.com) 2:00 PM Â· Jul 30, 2026

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The very same people slavishly supporting ol' worm brain are the very same folks that raked Michelle Obama over the coals for planting a vegetable garden at the White House(since paved over by Ill Douche') and bitched about her telling them what to eat.

#1 | Posted by morris at 2026-07-30 12:53 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

MAFA!

Make America Fat Again!

#2 | Posted by Corky at 2026-07-30 12:58 PM | Reply

"RFK's Brain Food From the Brain Worm"
Ingredients to be boiled together over a fire made from wood, snails, and puppy dog's tails.
1 Rockies raccoon pizzle (unvarnished)
4 Cups regurgitated swamp water from Alligator Safari Water Park & Bible Zoo
6 Spoonfuls migrating elk urine gathered during Moon of Solsticial Madness
2 Handfuls each - one dropped into the mix, one consumed via orafice of choice - of the following medications: Ayahuasca, Peyote, Ebene, Bufotoxin, Heroin

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-30 02:13 PM | Reply

"Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good."

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-30 02:23 PM | Reply

Meanwhile ...

Make Measles Great Again!

#5 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-07-30 11:00 PM | Reply

I've always wondered what glaze works best on BBQed roadkill. I suppose it depends greatly on the kind of critter and what condition your dinner was found in.

#6 | Posted by dutch46 at 2026-07-30 11:36 PM | Reply

"I suppose it depends greatly on the kind of critter and what condition your dinner was found in."

Like everything, fresher is better. Older means you need more spice...just like in real life!

And condition? I'd guess roadkill is worse than found under a wind turbine, since the latter is at least pre-sliced.

#7 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-07-30 11:50 PM | Reply

Day by day, the Trump administration is getting more and more tone deaf, and more and more defiant to spread their ignorance and hatred of science all about.

#8 | Posted by Hughmass at 2026-07-31 06:51 AM | Reply

Here's a favorite recipe from our Demander in Chief:
Twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesameseedbun...

#9 | Posted by catdog at 2026-07-31 09:22 AM | Reply

Guess his day job is so easy that he needs a side hustle to keep him busy.

#10 | Posted by TenMile at 2026-07-31 11:11 AM | Reply

Are we going to finally admit that our nutritional intake is critical and extremely important for our overall health?

Are we going to discuss how to get more nutritional food to the folks who cannot afford that or good healthcare is important to help reduce the cost of healthcare?

Nawww. We are just gonna create another way to make a quick buck for Trumpy's cronies. Using the access to government resources to make more money for themselves. Which as I recall was at one time highly frowned upon and mostly illegal.

And we still wonder why the democratic socialists are winning more and more elections.

#11 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-07-31 11:21 AM | Reply

Barbecued trash panda penis.

I'll pass.

#12 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-07-31 02:51 PM | Reply