Trump Posts AI Images of Himself Arresting Aliens and Kissing Jesus

Tuesday, August 04, 2026

President Donald Trump went on a posting spree on Truth Social on Saturday, sharing AI-generated images of him doing everything from arresting extraterrestrials to kissing a statue of Jesus Christ.

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Trump Kisses Jesus and Arrests Aliens in Loony Truth Social Posting Spree

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"kissing a golden statue of Jesus."

per Hypocriticus, chapter 12, vs 9. (also see Blasphemous, Chapter 1, next to, 'Golden Calf')

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2026-08-02 12:35 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

If Jesus were alive today, Trump would label him a loser. Not nearly enough money, for a starter.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-08-02 12:51 PM | Reply

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-02 02:44 PM | Reply

The MAGA world would crucify Jesus and set his cross on fire on the lawn of every black family in America.

#4 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-08-02 02:49 PM | Reply

Just another day in Idiocracy.

#5 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-08-03 12:10 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Wait until President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho fires off his machine gun in Congress.

That will be a day that we all say, "What a day!"

#6 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-08-03 12:13 PM | Reply

Trump at GrahamGlam 2026 relieving himself
Trump rises from his potty pad
Trump on Fox sitting on a potty pad from a year ago.

It goes on and on, I don't particularly enjoy watching.

Apparently Donald Joffrey Dependsable Trump requires 24/7 protection from his vengeful anus.

Now we know who is really in charge.

#7 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-08-04 02:15 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

#7 "Now we know who is really in charge."

The wrathful Titan "Uranus."

#8 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-04 02:22 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything."

Did Mr. Rapist grab AI Jesus by it's AI genitals?

#9 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-08-04 02:58 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

AI yikes

#10 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-04 03:19 PM | Reply

Obviously fakes.

Real photos are available of those events. You just have to plunk down $399 to get your order in quick with Trump Historical Images before the film is developed.

#11 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-08-04 03:42 PM | Reply | Funny: 1