Wash DC: Pacifist Faces TEN Years in Gulag for Vandalism

Saturday, August 15, 2026

Melissa Farris (41) of Elizabethtown, KY was jailed and faces ten years imprisonment for allegedly vandalizing the Atlantic Theatre Pavilion of the World War II Memorial on the National Mall with red paint and bubble bath mixture.

This Samaritan is an active pacifist

Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 01:43 PM | 5 COMMENTS | permalink | Comment on This Entry |

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The paint read "Clean hands dirty $" and the fountain was filled with bubbles.

Charges in a complaint are merely allegations, and every defendant is presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law.

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-15 01:44 PM | Reply

Oh no, paint. That never comes off!

#2 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-08-15 01:48 PM | Reply

Allegedly, LOL she turned herself in and recorded herself vandalizing. You liberals are the dumbest mother fuckers alive. And Snify and cornholeanus are the head clowns.

#3 | Posted by fortfisher at 2026-08-15 02:20 PM | Reply

Trig points and laughs at fistedfucktard.

#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-15 02:24 PM | Reply

she turned herself in and recorded herself vandalizing.

| Posted by fortfisher

Nothing she did deserves ten years.

Looking forward to a little jury nullification here.

Give her community service and time served.

That is justice.

JUSTICE...Remember that?

#5 | Posted by Zed at 2026-08-15 02:32 PM | Reply | Funny: 1