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Colorado CD-4 is called against Lauren Boebert.

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-- Scott Horton (@robertscotthorton.bsky.social) 2:51 PM · Nov 5, 2026

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Poor poor Honey BoBo.

Time to get a real job.

You shouldn't worry about it. I hear you're quite a hands on person.

#1 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-11-06 01:48 PM | Reply

---- that sloppy whore.

"unusual voting patterns"

That's called getting your skank ass beat like a drum, you stupid ----.

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-11-06 03:09 PM | Reply

On the bright side this will give her a lot more free time to do over the pants stuff in theaters.

#3 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-11-06 11:15 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

She can go back to poisoning people with her restaurant.

#4 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-11-06 11:27 PM | Reply

She can go back to be in Ted Cruzs personal hooker.

#5 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-11-07 12:02 AM | Reply

Now, now boys. Mind your manners. This is nothing more than a case of Trump-esq sour grapes.

#6 | Posted by Twinpac at 2026-11-07 04:56 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

I am in absolute awe of those who ran for office in this last election, for the Democratic, democratic, side. Lots of hard work, lots of in your face hate...but in the end, at least this time, hope prevailed over racial and misogyny.

#7 | Posted by Hughmass at 2026-11-07 06:42 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 4

Mama, mama, look at Uncle Joe, look at him
He's doin' that hand jive with sister Bo
Grandma gave baby sister a dime, hey, hey
Said, "Do that hand jive one more time"

Hand jive, Hand jive.. do that crazy hand jive!!

#8 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-11-07 10:39 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

#8 Flags: Newsworthy AND Funny

#9 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-11-07 10:41 AM | Reply

Mind your manners.

Is it impolite to observe that a Navy uniform with two stars beat a nice ass with a Glock?

#10 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-11-07 11:07 AM | Reply

REDIAL

You got me there. I don't see the connection to job qualifications.

#11 | Posted by Twinpac at 2026-11-07 11:18 AM | Reply

Barkeep Barbie is about to become the most popular GILF on OnlyFans ...

#12 | Posted by catdog at 2026-11-07 12:10 PM | Reply

... "unusual voting patterns" ...

Because she is getting fewer votes than her opponent?

#13 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-11-07 01:08 PM | Reply

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