Saturday, August 03, 2024

Does JD Vance Love Wearing Eyeliner?

Photojournalist Zach Roberts asserted he has conclusive proof, saying: "I really thought people were joking about this, but then I photographed him last week, Vance 100% does wear eyeliner."

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Just two completely average guys. Nothing weird about them at all.

#1 | Posted by censored at 2024-08-03 12:53 PM

"Jimmy Fallon made a quip about Vance's rumored makeup use on his show, noting that the lawmaker faced accusations of hypocrisy for allegedly wearing eyeliner while taking a hardline stance on transgender issues."

#2 | Posted by censored at 2024-08-03 12:56 PM

Robson just opened a Mary Kay account online...

#3 | Posted by Corky at 2024-08-03 01:04 PM

And his running mate, Don-old, is an old woman wearing makeup, high heels, a girdle, and probably compression socks too.

#4 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2024-08-03 01:22 PM

Oh, and Vance must have felt he'd have to fit in with Uday and Qusay Trump by growing a beard.

#5 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2024-08-03 01:24 PM

You know... Trump could have gone with someone else for VP.

Hulk Hogan, Kid Rock, and Amber Rose were all available at the Contention, er, Convention.

And they came complete with makeup already!

He wouldn't have to pay a fortune in makeup for Vance's Gay Billionaire Cosplay speeches.

#6 | Posted by Corky at 2024-08-03 01:47 PM

Robson just opened a Mary Kay account online...
#3 | Posted by Corky

It'll be like when the MAGAts put diapers on their ears to emulate Hair Furor.

Bunch of oddballs walking around in orange makeup and eyeliner attacking the ghey menace.

#7 | Posted by censored at 2024-08-03 02:00 PM

BTW, it's not eyeliner, you rim balls. Take it from a woman ~~ It's mascara for his lashes.

#8 | Posted by Twinpac at 2024-08-03 02:48 PM

I'm thinking it's both or eyeliner and mascara, or eyeliner and he has distichiasis.

#9 | Posted by YAV at 2024-08-03 02:58 PM

No YAV. I looked closely. If anything at all, he's using his wife's mascara to make his lashes look longer and more full. There's not a single trace of liner on the rims of his eyes.

BTW, mascara always shows a little bit of "caking" on the lashes. I don't see that either.

It could be just natural. Some men are just lucky to be born that way.

#10 | Posted by Twinpac at 2024-08-03 03:16 PM

"it's not eyeliner"

It most certainly is.

x.com

www.dailydot.com

#11 | Posted by Danforth at 2024-08-03 03:24 PM

It's the Diet Mtn Dew.

#12 | Posted by horstngraben at 2024-08-03 03:53 PM

If it were eyeliner wouldn't it also be on the bottom eye?

It's fake lashes.

#13 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2024-08-03 03:56 PM

as fun as it is.. are we judging dudes for wearing makeup now?

Because he's really got a lot of actual content to ---- on that has nothing to do with his appearance.

#14 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2024-08-03 03:57 PM

I heard a great description of Vance's look, a cheese wheel rolled across the floor at a Supercuts. The beard works twofold, reminding his grinder partners what his Indian wife is to him, and like Coke Jr, it hides a weak jawline and double chin.

#15 | Posted by _Gunslinger_ at 2024-08-03 04:10 PM

= are we judging dudes for wearing makeup now?

More like pointing out his, and their, gender hypocrisy.

#16 | Posted by Corky at 2024-08-03 04:10 PM

I'm thinking it's both or eyeliner and mascara, or eyeliner and he has distichiasis.
#9 | Posted by YAV

I agree with you, Yav. It looks like he wears both mascara and eyeliner.

#17 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2024-08-03 04:12 PM

The 2nd way, "Now", looks like the way he wears it to me:

3 Ways to Wear Eyeliner

www.youtube.com

#18 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2024-08-03 04:27 PM


More like pointing out his, and their, gender hypocrisy.
#16 | POSTED BY CORKY

More like, possibly, but it still points out your hypocrisy.

Logic isn't the strong suit of bigots.

We should be welcoming him, nor ridiculing him.


I'm thinking it's both or eyeliner and mascara, or eyeliner and he has distichiasis.
#9 | Posted by YAV

I'm thinking LyinYav knows too much about makeup to ridicule someone about wearing makeup.

This really doesn't matter, does it?? Why do Lumpers continually fall for things that don't matter, or end up being fraudulent ?


Because he's really got a lot of actual content to ---- on that has nothing to do with his appearance.
#14 | POSTED BY SITZKRIEG

Yeah, you'd think this would be the case. But we aren't talking about the most mature people on the internet.

#19 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-08-03 04:30 PM

It could be just natural. Some men are just lucky to be born that way.
#10 | Posted by Twinpac

Vance-Maybelline

#20 | Posted by censored at 2024-08-03 04:31 PM

LyinYav

I so own your ass! LMAO!

#21 | Posted by YAV at 2024-08-03 04:43 PM

"LyinYav"

So reminiscent of Lyin Ted, Lyin Hillary, Lyin Kamala. But 1Lumper2 is a Bernie Bros and not a Trumper. Uh-huh.

#22 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2024-08-03 04:48 PM

So reminiscent of Lyin Ted, Lyin Hillary, Lyin Kamala. But 1Lumper2 is a Bernie Bros and not a Trumper. Uh-huh.
#22 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday

And then OneIronTurd attacks the maturity of the commenters here. While championing the most petulant and immature person to ever hold the office of President. A guy who's only earned claim to fame is having a childish nickname for every person under the Sun .

#23 | Posted by censored at 2024-08-03 05:01 PM

And that ... what is it ... enveloping ... oh, right ... Old Spice. He really does resemble the coat holder at an Istanbul bordello. Observing for a friend.

#24 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-08-03 05:12 PM

The 2nd way, "Now", looks like the way he wears it to me:

3 Ways to Wear Eyeliner

www.youtube.com

#18 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday

The smudgy "doe eyed look." LOL

#25 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2024-08-03 05:53 PM

#19

So... do all -------- avoid ridiculing Dear Leader?

Guess that's safest. Wouldn't want to step out in front of a tank or anything, eh?

Which country are you going to run away to next?

Inquiring readers want to know.

Ridiculing the hypocrisy of the other Party based on their bizarre machinations is actually allowed in this country, unlike your last one.

#26 | Posted by Corky at 2024-08-03 06:51 PM

Sen Vance has so many issues his candidancy for VP is dragging behind him.

His possible use of eyeliner seems to be the least of those issues.

I'd say this may be more of a concern to the Trump campaign...

Republicans are already souring on JD Vance
www.politico.com

... It's all starting to get some Republicans worried " and frustrated. Some, like Arizona Republican operative Chuck Coughlin, conceded that Vance has had a "tough week."

"Nothing like a baptism by fire," Coughlin said.

Conservative commentator Ben Shapiro bluntly questioned whether Trump should have picked Vance, saying on his show: "If you had a time machine, if you go back two weeks, would [Trump] have picked JD Vance again? I doubt it."

Other Republicans also wondered aloud if the Trump campaign had truly anticipated the tidal wave of resurfaced comments, book writings and remarks that would come with picking a 39-year-old, recently elected senator who had grown up online and was firmly seated on the right of the Republican Party.

"Of the people that were mentioned as finalists, he had the most risk, because he had never been vetted nationally," said Bill McCoshen, a Republican strategist in Wisconsin. "Doug Burgum ran for president, he had been vetted, mostly. Marco Rubio has run for president, he had been vetted. JD Vance hadn't. So there was risk in the pick. And we're going to see over the next 102 days how he stands up to the bright lights of a national campaign."

One House Republican lawmaker suggested those vetting concerns weren't just coming from the pundit class.

"Find me one publicly elected official in the Senate who is pushing JD Vance other than Mike Lee," said the Republican lawmaker, who was granted anonymity to discuss the sensitive matter. "I'll wait." ...


#27 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-08-03 08:14 PM

#16 gender hypocrite? Dudes wear makeup.

#28 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2024-08-03 09:59 PM

His possible use of eyeliner seems to be the least of those issues.

Right? It's just weird, and not in an Adam Lambert "good" way.

#29 | Posted by YAV at 2024-08-03 10:27 PM

I don't care if Vance or Trump wear makeup. There's nothing wrong with doing so. Claiming that doing so is somehow weird or less than masculine is transphobic and misogynistic. Trump and Vance should just own the fact they do so and directly state that it is completely normal for men to present as feminine.

#30 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2024-08-04 12:47 AM

Nobody who has ever gone before a camera has used makeup. - The Left

Kamala wears makeup, so does Joe. - That's (D)ifferent - also, The Left

#31 | Posted by BellRinger at 2024-08-04 04:25 AM

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"This is all completely unnoteworthy, typical behavior."
- (Defender of Trans and All Other Oppressed Persons) BellRinger*

* As long as they don't do anything freaky like wear a tan suit or order a burger with dijon mustard.

#32 | Posted by censored at 2024-08-04 07:26 AM

Nobody who has ever gone before a camera has used makeup. - The Left

So the GOP just needs better make-up artists and male candidates that don't shout hate about others while sporting a sexy smokey-eye?

#33 | Posted by YAV at 2024-08-04 08:11 AM

Sexy smokey-eye isn't any worse than the Orange Biden we got this summer.

#34 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2024-08-04 09:21 AM

You're not losing your mind, Biden is getting more orange

#35 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2024-08-04 09:32 AM

JP Mandel loves to get all dolled up when it's time for some dolphin porn.

gizmodo.com

#36 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-08-04 09:39 AM

Collectively there's no comparison, Sitz. None. Zero.

#37 | Posted by YAV at 2024-08-04 10:23 AM

I will absolutely compare bad makeup jobs on politicians. They're more similar than you want it to be.

Bad makeup isn't partisan.

Check this one out:

www.reddit.com

#38 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2024-08-04 10:44 AM

Lots of gender queer people wear makeup. Some don't.

#39 | Posted by mattm at 2024-08-04 03:08 PM

You're not losing your mind, Biden is getting more orange
Posted by sitzkrieg

Who wore it better: Trump or Biden?:

x.com

I'd say Biden whose look is more subltle, natural looking and professionally applied.

#40 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2024-08-04 05:15 PM

You know you are wearing too much makeup when you get it on your shirt collar:

x.com

#41 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2024-08-04 05:18 PM

Biden's blending work is definitely quite a bit better.

#42 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2024-08-05 11:34 AM

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