Retort Back After a Server Crash

Wednesday, June 11, 2025

The Drudge Retort should be back to normal functionality. The server ran out of inodes, which are files that hold metadata about files such as the owner, timestamp and the like. Fortunately there isn't much going on in the news. Use this thread if anything is still weird.

Posted by retort at 09:59 AM | 31 COMMENTS | permalink

Comments

Flogging the hamster

#1 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2025-06-11 10:24 AM

I thought that Trump had come for us at last.

Anyone here think that this place will survive the year?

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2025-06-11 10:30 AM

As long as we have a backup plan, like EME communication, this might be the last place standing.

#3 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-06-11 10:35 AM

I thought maybe the DR hamster had suffocated from all the smelly socks.

Glad he/she/they are OK!

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2025-06-11 10:40 AM

I was concerned that imalumpertoo had "fixed" the source code.

#5 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-06-11 10:43 AM

Flogging the hamster

POSTED BY LEE_THE_AGENT

Perhaps try feeding it?

#6 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-06-11 11:08 AM

I thought that Trump had come for us at last.

Nah, Trump knows I and the resistance are here, kicking yalls ass everyday.

#7 | Posted by boaz at 2025-06-11 11:28 AM

#7
Yeah, Boaz, no question about it: your orange-slathered god follows you here, on the DR, thread by thread, post by post, day in and day out, silently cheering you on because it is a source of great strength for him.

Sheet, meester, you got yourself the makings of a campfire religion!

#8 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-06-11 11:48 AM

Nah, Trump knows I and the resistance are here, kicking yalls ass everyday.

#7 | Posted by boaz

Okay Grandpa. Let's get you back to the nursing home.

#9 | Posted by Sycophant at 2025-06-11 11:50 AM

We have 10 years of irrefutable evidence that liberals destroyed people's lives just because of the things they say. And not just one or two people but many. Yet here we have a bunch of people scared that a politician is going to come after them for what they say. So, the reality that can't be denied is that people on this site are fine with destroying people's lives as long as it's because they say stuff you don't agree with.

Our founders created an entire new country because of this kind of oppression. They just never thought our laws would have to protect people from not just the government but from people who don't agree with each other. Very sad.

#10 | Posted by humtake at 2025-06-11 11:50 AM

Are those hamsters documented?

Perhaps they were just too scared to come to work today.

#11 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-06-11 11:53 AM

We have 10 years of irrefutable evidence that liberals destroyed people's lives

Let's see your irrefutable evidence.

We have hundreds of years of irrefutable evidence that conservatives destroyed people's lives.

Let's start with Kilmar Garcia.

Your turn.

#12 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-06-11 11:55 AM

"We have 10 years of irrefutable evidence that liberals destroyed people's lives just because of the things they say. "

You have ten years of irrefutable nothing but ipse dixit.

10 years of Fixed News agitprop has clearly rotted your brain.

#13 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-06-11 11:56 AM

Sorry for the interruption.
~ Big Bawlz

#14 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-06-11 11:56 AM

"Use this thread if anything is still weird."

Everything is still very weird in America!

Is this then the thread that will never end?

#15 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-06-11 11:59 AM

Nah, Trump knows I and the resistance are here, kicking yalls ass everyday.

#7 | Posted by boaz

LOL Trump would read one post from you and say something like "I love the trashy uneducated! They're always stupid enough to believe what I say!"

#16 | Posted by jpw at 2025-06-11 12:00 PM

We have 10 years of irrefutable evidence that liberals destroyed people's lives just because of the things they say.

LOL why is this dude always such a p^%%*?

#17 | Posted by jpw at 2025-06-11 12:01 PM

"We have 10 years of irrefutable evidence that liberals destroyed people's lives just because of the things they say. And not just one or two people but many. Yet here we have a bunch of people scared that a politician is going to come after them for what they say. So, the reality that can't be denied is that people on this site are fine with destroying people's lives as long as it's because they say stuff you don't agree with."

Make a wild accusation like that then you better be able to back it up with facts. I'll be waiting for your post with those names and facts,

#18 | Posted by danni at 2025-06-11 12:13 PM

With links of course.

#19 | Posted by danni at 2025-06-11 12:14 PM

"We have 10 years of irrefutable evidence that liberals destroyed people's lives just because of the things they say."

Translation: "I'm pissed I can't say "------" and "------" like I used to."

(The bleeped words were nig*er and -----)

#20 | Posted by Danforth at 2025-06-11 12:21 PM

#7 | Posted by boaz

What's that orange stuff around your mouth?

#21 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2025-06-11 12:26 PM

10 years eh? TEN effin yeeeeeearssssszzzzzzzzz!!!

and gasssspppp (say you don't mean it)
omg omg omg OMG!!!!
jump squeal clap hands... irrefutable too???
ooooo00000OOOOOOh... I wanna read them all... tell me all about the destruction...

Here... I'll help you start...

'twas brilling...

#22 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-06-11 12:41 PM

It's probably all the Chinese Temu ads. You cant sling a dead cat without hitting one on here. Feels like playing Frogger when I go from one page to another.

#23 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-06-11 02:09 PM

#23

I'm not seeing them. Perhaps you should stop wanking to Chinese porn.

#24 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2025-06-11 03:33 PM

Nah, Trump knows I and the resistance are here, kicking yalls ass everyday.

#7 | Posted by boaz at 2025-06-11 11:28 AM | Reply

You couldn't kick your way out of a wet paper bag. Just sayin

#25 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-06-11 03:34 PM

Temu ads are common as coffee at Starbucks. You should share what ads you're seeing.

#26 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-06-11 06:22 PM

You should share what ads you're seeing.

POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

I am not showing you my "asian women want me" ads.

First you would use them against me like the vindictive weasel you are and second they are specifically tailored for me by my personal algorithm and you could never appreciate them like I do.

#27 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-06-11 06:31 PM

Glad it survived the server crash. Those are generally the days I wish I didn't get out of bed.

#28 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2025-06-11 07:55 PM

@#28 ... Glad it survived the server crash. Those are generally the days I wish I didn't get out of bed. ...

You and me both. Been there, did not enjoy that.

And thanks, yet again, to the good folk behind the scenes that keep this most august site running.

The effort is most appreciated.

#29 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-06-11 08:03 PM

You couldn't kick your way out of a wet paper bag. Just sayin

#25 | Posted by LauraMohr

omg

#30 | Posted by twinkhunter at 2025-06-12 04:15 PM