Empty Stalls and a Cow Named 'Melania' Greet Visitors at Trump's Fair
After Donald Trump watched fans walk out of the opening rally at his Great American State Fair on the Washington Mall, things have not gotten much better.
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Fox set up a whole-ass news desk for the Great American State Fair and barely anybody showed up. [image or embed] -- Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) 8:24 PM · Jun 27, 2026
Fox set up a whole-ass news desk for the Great American State Fair and barely anybody showed up. [image or embed]
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"Melania Moo Cow" seems appropriate as long as it's "Hogzilla" for her partner Donald.
#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-27 02:42 PM | Reply
"Piper"
www.kesargrocery.com
#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-27 03:37 PM | Reply
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-06-28 03:05 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Let me guess: You have to pay to ride the cow.
#4 | Posted by Zed at 2026-06-28 07:02 AM | Reply
Let me guess: You have to pay to ride the cow. #4 | POSTED BY ZED
... and sign a NDA.
#5 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-28 07:18 AM | Reply
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