Empty Stalls and a Cow Named 'Melania' Greet Visitors at Trump's Fair
After Donald Trump watched fans walk out of the opening rally at his Great American State Fair on the Washington Mall, things have not gotten much better.
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Fox set up a whole-ass news desk for the Great American State Fair and barely anybody showed up. [image or embed] -- Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) 8:24 PM · Jun 27, 2026
Fox set up a whole-ass news desk for the Great American State Fair and barely anybody showed up. [image or embed]
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"Melania Moo Cow" seems appropriate as long as it's "Hogzilla" for her partner Donald.
#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-27 02:42 PM | Reply
"Piper"
www.kesargrocery.com
#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-27 03:37 PM | Reply
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-06-28 03:05 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Let me guess: You have to pay to ride the cow.
#4 | Posted by Zed at 2026-06-28 07:02 AM | Reply
Let me guess: You have to pay to ride the cow. #4 | POSTED BY ZED
... and sign a NDA.
#5 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-28 07:18 AM | Reply
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Trump's Great American State Fair attendees say they haven't noticed politics overshadowing the celebration www.nbcnews.com
... But over a dozen attendees Saturday " on both sides of the political aisle " told NBC News that they didn't feel the atmosphere at the fair had any kind of political tint even as Trump has tried to redesign Washington in his image and as musical acts dropped out of the event. "It's kind of neat, because here it's just been all about America, and I haven't seen the political things," Pamela L., 59, who was visiting the capital from Virginia Beach, Virginia, for her husband's annual birthday trip, told NBC News. "People are just being people [and] enjoying, you know, they're being kind, opening the doors, holding them for each other, and it's just kind of neat to see." Pamela, who declined to share her last name, added that her family jumped at the chance to attend the fair "because we don't get to go to all the states. It's kind of neat to see them represented." ...
"It's kind of neat, because here it's just been all about America, and I haven't seen the political things," Pamela L., 59, who was visiting the capital from Virginia Beach, Virginia, for her husband's annual birthday trip, told NBC News. "People are just being people [and] enjoying, you know, they're being kind, opening the doors, holding them for each other, and it's just kind of neat to see."
Pamela, who declined to share her last name, added that her family jumped at the chance to attend the fair "because we don't get to go to all the states. It's kind of neat to see them represented." ...
#6 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-06-28 11:09 PM | Reply
The die-hard flying Trumpanzees at FAUX remind me of pet owners who keep their little foofies waaaaaaaaaaay past the natural expiration date. if you know you know You can say... Dude.... the poor thing is deaf... blind...crippled... and keeps dragging his ass over to the corner to bark at it for six hours straight... It's time to let go! So Dude says... awwwwwww not yet... I know it still loves me... it still wags its tail when I touch it...
It's torturous to watch.
#7 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-06-29 06:13 AM | Reply
Thing is, Trump has no sense of shame, so putting Fox Propaganda news through this, not his problem. Making Americans pay for the stupidity...not his concern, he isn't paying for a damn thing on the midway.
#8 | Posted by Hughmass at 2026-06-29 06:54 AM | Reply
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