Here in Okiehomie, where we average a tornado every other day from Mid-April through the end of June, the Red Hat Mob will sooner or later wonder where the hell the cavalry is after some town gets blown away or a wildfire burns another 300 homes, but this time in suburban OKC or Tulsa. There are certainly about 50 governors who cursed Disaster Dosplay Barbie when she made this announcement. Just wait for a year until some hurricane comes ashore at the corner of South Ocean Boulevard and Southern Boulevard, in Palm Beach, Florida. The Dog Harvester will be singing a different tune...