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Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Monday, April 21, 2025

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief while eating dinner at a downtown Washington, DC, restaurant Sunday night, the secretary confirmed Monday. Noem, who was asked about the theft at the White House Easter Egg Roll, acknowledged the incident and said the matter has not been resolved. The Secret Service, which provides security for Noem, reviewed security camera footage at the restaurant and saw an unknown white male wearing a medical mask steal her bag and leave the restaurant, a law enforcement source said. The thief got away with Noem's driver's license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash.

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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-04-21 01:35 PM | Reply

I take that what she REALLY wants back is the makeup bag.

#2 | Posted by Corky at 2025-04-21 01:43 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

driver's license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash.

No gun?

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-04-21 01:44 PM | Reply

She was probably conceal carrying...

#4 | Posted by YAV at 2025-04-21 01:46 PM | Reply

She was probably conceal carrying...

Or her SS detail has a dog and won't let her carry one.

#5 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-04-21 01:48 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

Ouch!
lol!

#6 | Posted by YAV at 2025-04-21 01:50 PM | Reply

Kristi Noem's bag $3k cash, keys, passport, DHS badge stolen

And the vial of powder from ground-up puppies she sprinkles on every meal ...

#7 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-04-21 02:53 PM | Reply

And what medication is Kristi Noem taking for her condition? i.pinimg.com

#8 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-04-21 03:04 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Also the plans for the extermination camps.

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-04-21 06:55 PM | Reply

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