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Kristi Noem's Bag, Including $3k Cash, Keys, Passport, DHS Badge Stolen
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief while eating dinner at a downtown Washington, DC, restaurant Sunday night, the secretary confirmed Monday.
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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-04-21 01:35 PM | Reply
I take that what she REALLY wants back is the makeup bag.
#2 | Posted by Corky at 2025-04-21 01:43 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
driver's license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash.
No gun?
#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-04-21 01:44 PM | Reply
She was probably conceal carrying...
#4 | Posted by YAV at 2025-04-21 01:46 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Or her SS detail has a dog and won't let her carry one.
#5 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-04-21 01:48 PM | Reply | Funny: 2 | Newsworthy 1
Ouch! lol!
#6 | Posted by YAV at 2025-04-21 01:50 PM | Reply
Kristi Noem's bag $3k cash, keys, passport, DHS badge stolen
And the vial of powder from ground-up puppies she sprinkles on every meal ...
#7 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-04-21 02:53 PM | Reply
And what medication is Kristi Noem taking for her condition? i.pinimg.com
#8 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-04-21 03:04 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Also the plans for the extermination camps.
#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-04-21 06:55 PM | Reply
What is she doing with three thousand dollars and blank checks in her purse?
Did it contain something even more "valuable" such as her phone?
A backup human skin face?
#10 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2025-04-22 10:38 AM | Reply
"We are currently clean on OPSEC!!"
#11 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-04-22 02:51 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
#10: i.ytimg.com
#12 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-04-22 03:05 PM | Reply
"driver's license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash."
I suspect her bag was worth more than the cash.
#13 | Posted by danni at 2025-04-23 12:41 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
unknown white male
-figures
#14 | Posted by itchyp at 2025-04-23 05:54 AM | Reply
She's another incompetent MAGA twunt.
#15 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-04-23 05:57 AM | Reply
"Kristi Noem's Bag"
I thought Kristi Noem was Trump's bag.
#16 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-04-23 11:27 AM | Reply | Funny: 1
Hopefully her gun was in it-America's pets can breathe easier.
#17 | Posted by Yodagirl at 2025-04-23 03:00 PM | Reply
I read somewhere that that cow was working a 'glory hole' in the bathroom of that restaurant and someone stole all that stuff from her just as she was finishing off some stranger. Some things are stranger than fiction. I also read that "it" was orange in color so maybe she thought it was the orange beast himself in the next room on the receiving end of her lips.
#18 | Posted by Wildman62 at 2025-04-23 06:56 PM | Reply
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