"When's the last time YOU hunted?"

You hunt from your mobility scooter?

Real hunters find their own prey, shoot it, gut and skin it, and make sure the meat is used.
#11 | Posted by TenMile

Shoot it, with guns? What are you, a Cossack?

Naw dawg. REAL hunters drop down from a tree and strangle their prey with their bare hands.

"This guy was a trophy hunter"

Serial Killer Lite.

Willowby I don't know if you ever read Tom Brown, but he describes taking a deer that way, in The Tracker.

Dude was pretty hardcore. I would have liked to take one of his classes when I felt I might have been able to withstand the physical demands.