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Wednesday, November 05, 2025

Four people have been detained after Portuguese authorities intercepted a narco-sub carrying more than 1.7 tonnes of cocaine in the mid-Atlantic.

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Portugal seizes 'narco-submarine' carrying 1.7 tonnes of cocaine Traffickers importing cocaine from Latin America rely increasingly on purpose-built, low-profile semi-submersibles that can evade radar and aerial surveillance

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-- The Times & Sunday Times (@thetimes.com) Nov 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM

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Why didn't the Portuguese authorities kill the suspected traffickers? Isn't that the protocol in dealing with "narco-terrorists" according to Dummkopf Trumpf?

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-05 02:16 AM | Reply


#2 | Posted by censored at 2025-11-05 11:20 AM | Reply

Well, there goes my plans for the weekend. Dang!

#3 | Posted by horstngraben at 2025-11-05 11:21 AM | Reply

What?? No Fentanyl???

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-11-05 03:21 PM | Reply

Just bribe trump and he'll pardon them.

#5 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-11-05 06:46 PM | Reply

"Why didn't the Portuguese authorities kill the suspected traffickers? Isn't that the protocol in dealing with "narco-terrorists" according to Dummkopf Trumpf?"

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS

Because they're smarter than Trump. Now the Portuguese own a perfectly good submarine to re-purpose.

#6 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-11-05 07:04 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"Why didn't the Portuguese authorities kill the suspected traffickers? Isn't that the protocol in dealing with "narco-terrorists" according to Dummkopf Trumpf?"
#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS
Because they're smarter than Trumpf. Now the Portuguese own a perfectly good submarine to re-purpose.
#6 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-11-05 07:04 PM | Reply | Flag: You said it!

#7 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-05 07:07 PM | Reply

Do you know what that's like to transport coke these days? You've got to deal with the ------- U.S. Navy all over the place. You've got frogmen. You got EC-2 aircraft with satellite tracking ----. You got ------- Bell 2-09 assault choppers up your ass, man. Narco traffickers are losing one out of every nine loads. It's no duck walk anymore, let me tell you.

#8 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2025-11-05 07:17 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

Do you know what that's like to transport coke these days? You've got to deal with the ---- U.S. Navy all over the place. You've got frogmen. You got EC-2 aircraft with satellite tracking s--t. You got fu---ing Bell 2-09 assault choppers up your a--, man. Narco traffickers are losing one out of every nine loads. It's no duck walk anymore, let me tell you.

Posted by pumpkinhead at 2025-11-05 07:17 PM | Reply: Accurate

It ain't like it used to be for narco-traffickers as aptly pointed out. And all because of the insatiable American addiction to drugs.


#9 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-05 07:44 PM | Reply | Funny: 3

Just legalize it already!

The war on drugs was won by the drugs decades ago. It's time for failed governments to stop ruining peoples' lives.

#10 | Posted by DarkVader at 2025-11-05 08:16 PM | Reply

It's no duck-walk (Quack quack) anymore...

Petros & Money

#11 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-11-05 08:17 PM | Reply

@#8 ... Do you know what that's like to transport coke these days? You've got to deal with the ------- U.S. Navy all over the place. ...

Maybe the solution is more along the lines of reducing demand than reducing supply?

Of course, reducing demand requires something that Republicans view as a bane to them... helping people.

#12 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-05 08:23 PM | Reply

Narco traffickers are losing one out of every nine loads.

If that. I wonder how many of those targets were just empty, remotely piloted boats?

#13 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-11-05 10:35 PM | Reply

That sub had Donnie Jr's weekly order on it.
I hear cocaine withdrawals are a real -----.

#14 | Posted by a_monson at 2025-11-06 02:44 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

That sub had Donnie Jr's weekly order on it.
I hear cocaine withdrawals are a real -----.

#15 | Posted by a_monson at 2025-11-06 03:13 AM | Reply

It was heading to -----------.

#16 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-11-06 10:18 AM | Reply

This just in from the right

Oh yeahhhhhh... wull... uh wull... uh wull... we sunk like ... like... like... 7 fishing boats off Venezuela... sooooooooooooooo many drug traffiicers were killed Trumpanzee had time to end 9 wars... because nobody does enough... So there... nyeah neener neener Thank you Donald J Trumpanzee for working without getting paid...

#17 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-11-06 10:30 AM | Reply

Sorry to be so obtuse, guys. That was a quote from Scarface!

#18 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2025-11-06 10:41 AM | Reply

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