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Iran Accuses US of Plotting Ground Attack
Iran's parliament speaker has accused the United States of plotting a ground attack despite publicly pushing for a negotiated deal, as the US deploys thousands of military personnel to the Middle East.
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... Their army can do nothing against the Marines ...
While I do agree Iran's ground forces are feeble against the US Marines, providing Pres trump is actually listening to his Generals about the Marine deployment.
That aside, I still have some questions...
For starters, Pres Trump has said he already won this war. So, why is he still fighting a war he won?
OK,I'll start there...
#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-29 11:06 PM | Reply
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sure Jan
#2 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-29 11:10 PM | Reply
I've got a question for you.
how come our marines couldn't beat the taliban after 20 years?
#3 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-29 11:12 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 4
@#3 ... how come our marines couldn't beat the taliban after 20 years?...
As I noted in my #1 comment.
...While I do agree Iran's ground forces are feeble against the US Marines, providing Pres Trump is actually listening to his Generals about the Marine deployment. ...
So, my view is that the Marines are up to the task, but they seem to be held back (OK, weakened) by how they are deployed by the Commander in Chief.
imo, it is not about the level of force, but how the force is or is not deployed.
#4 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-29 11:22 PM | Reply
how they are deployed by the Commander in Chief.
All Lewzer knows about Marines is he will need a bunch for July 4... the biggest celebration of himself in history.
#5 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-03-29 11:34 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-29 11:36 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1
#3
Ask the politicians. The only way to combat guerilla warfare is to treat the entire population as the enemy. Ruthless, but the only way to win.
#7 | Posted by rf4b at 2026-03-30 12:05 AM | Reply
Like Colonel Kurtz in "Apocalypse Now".
#8 | Posted by rf4b at 2026-03-30 12:09 AM | Reply
the only way to save the village was to burn it.
#9 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-03-30 12:12 AM | Reply
@#7 ... The only way to combat guerilla warfare is to treat the entire population as the enemy. ...
Sounds like a lesson the US may have learned in Vietnam back in the day.
#10 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-30 12:13 AM | Reply
We don't know who's actually in charge. There's a power struggle going on between the IGRC, clerics, and politicians.
#11 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-30 12:16 AM | Reply
#6
It should read "I want you to kick Islamic ass". That would be a more effective recruiting slogan.
#12 | Posted by rf4b at 2026-03-30 12:17 AM | Reply
Trump has made it clear he has two objectives by starting this war: (1) Lie back and do what Bibi tells him to do; and (2) steal Iranian oil.
By the way, you can rest easy, MAGAts: Not a single hair atop the head of any member of Trump's grubby clan will be tousled. But fair warning: all others, including you and your nearest and dearest, probably need to watch out unless you choose to join a martyr's outfit.
You voted for this, MAGAts.
#13 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-03-30 05:44 AM | Reply
What Gives Trump the Right to Destroy Iran to "Save" it?
Save it from What?
Iran is not going to Capitulate.
If they want a Win it's going to Hurt.
More than Trump can Bear.
More than the US Society will Tolerate.
Iran ain't going Anywhere.
#14 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-03-30 08:09 AM | Reply
treat the entire population as the enemy.
Liberating them from the oppressive regime by killing them all.
Sounds pretty spot on.
#15 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-03-30 08:25 AM | Reply
They should. Their army can do nothing against the Marines except take ballistic missile pot shots at them.
What a ridiculous pile of nonsense.
I see we have a new agitator account to spread administration misinformation.
#16 | Posted by jpw at 2026-03-30 11:42 AM | Reply
While I do agree Iran's ground forces are feeble against the US Marines
On what basis do you say anything remotely close to this? False bravado? Bulls*&^ kool aid?
I hate to tell you sport, but an AK does just as much damage against a Marine as it does anyone else.
They're not superhumans and when this devolves into urban fighting, you'll still have the first guy in the stack taking a couple of rounds or a grenade frag to the face.
#17 | Posted by jpw at 2026-03-30 11:44 AM | Reply
So, my view is that the Marines are up to the task
Again, based on what?
What do you know about the capabilities of the Iranian military? What do you know about urban combat? What do you know about combat, period?
These mythical demigod Marines couldn't fully control Iraq, a country with a fraction of the square mileage, a fraction of the populace and none of the topographical challenges present in Iran.
Just STFU dude. Drop the uninformed faux patriotism.
#18 | Posted by jpw at 2026-03-30 11:47 AM | Reply
They're not superhumans
You mean they're not all Chuck Norris, Rambo, or Gunnery Sergeant Hartman?
#19 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-03-30 12:09 PM | Reply
#3 | POSTED BY TRUTHHURTS
The Taliban maintained a secure base across the border in Pakistan throughout the 20-year conflict, allowing them to retreat, recover, and plan future attacks outside the reach of U.S. military power.
What country will the Iranians hide in?
That being said this is a completely different and even more difficult situation. I don't think America has the leadership or stomach required for the kind of warfare needed break the Iranians will to make the Iranians submit to Trumpy's hateful agenda any more than he can get the majority of Americans to willingly submit to it.
#20 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-03-30 12:43 PM | Reply
#19 | Posted by REDIAL
They have only been able to achieve a Chuck Norris/Hartman or Rambo/Hartman combo. The trifecta eludes them.
According to Lamp and --------, though, that makes them impervious to small arms fire up to 20mm and capable of an 80/20 chance of shrugging off a grenade blast with a few stitches and a brief rest to eat an MRE.
#21 | Posted by jpw at 2026-03-30 12:51 PM | Reply
80/20 chance of shrugging off a grenade blast with a few stitches and a brief rest to eat an MRE.
Now you're talking Thomas Highway!
#22 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-03-30 12:56 PM | Reply
Ratfyck48 is a drooling MAGAT mouth-breathing ----.
#23 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-30 03:49 PM | Reply
Chaplain Hegseth will tell you about how the free world will conquer Muslims with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a ------ for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!
#24 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2026-03-30 04:59 PM | Reply
This ground attack?
Iran campaign ahead of schedule Ret. Centcom Commander on Iran: "I've simulated this many times in many positions; we're a little further along than we would expect to be at this point in all the simulations I've seen." "This is not back-of-the-envelope calculations. We've been working on this for many years." drudge.com
#25 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-30 09:49 PM | Reply
Yeah.
Putting the Marines on an island (Karg) that could erupt into flames with one lucky drone strike is a brilliant idea that probably took them years of planning.
#26 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-03-31 11:44 AM | Reply
Can't imagine how excited the IRGC will be to blow up their paychecks.
#27 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-03-31 02:24 PM | Reply
Anyways you feint Kharg and go to Qeshm.
Today the US destroyed the desalinization plants on Qeshm, which is what you would do if you want to depopulate it in advance.
#28 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-03-31 02:36 PM | Reply
Kharg, kharg, kharg, yeah lets go capture and defend a postage stamp with oil tanks.
Lets definitely not go to the island that dominates the gulf's chokepoint, has runways, breakwaters, stormable beaches, allows us to drastically reduce troop density from missile and drone attacks, forward deploys C-RAMS and interceptors, has a short naval ferry range for reinforcement, and has a central hill range to hide on the reverse slope of...
#29 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-03-31 02:44 PM | Reply
Sounds like another idiot has been reading Putin's playbook from 2022. Whether MAGA morons want to admit it or not, every Iranian FPV drone will eventually have an American Marine's name etched on it, whether beforehand in marker, or afterwards in blood.
#30 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-03-31 02:52 PM | Reply
#27 | Posted by sitzkrieg
If the marines seize kharg island how is that still Iran's paychecks?
This is the type of critical thinking that gave us Piggy
#31 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-31 02:54 PM | Reply
First we had fry cook JPW then we had doctor JPW then we had biologist JPW then we had trucker oral masseuse at the Flying J JPW then Admiral JPW and now we have General JPW. LOL! Stick to what you know blow boy.
#32 | Posted by fortfisher at 2026-03-31 03:33 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
#31 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-31 02:54 PM | Reply | Flag:
If it's intact they can negotiate it back. If it's not because they obliterated their own oil terminal, their government is short 40% funding for the next 20+ years.
#33 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-03-31 04:04 PM | Reply
Sounds like another idiot has been reading Putin's playbook from 2022.
#30 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-03-31 02:52 PM | Reply | Flag:
The MAGA fans want to simply erase Kharg, watch the gulf infrastructure get crippled, and don't care about oil prices while Trump is in office.
#34 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-03-31 04:05 PM | Reply
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