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Trump is Desperate to Win Back Joe Rogan
President Donald Trump is said to be desperate for Joe Rogan not to give up on their faltering bromance after the right-wing podcaster turned on him over Iran.
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Joe Rogan, Sec of State?
Would NOT be surprised!
#1 | Posted by Corky at 2026-04-20 01:02 PM | Reply
Dummkopf Trumpf: "Joe's a little bit liberal...but that's OK.. I have a lotta friends that are liberal..."
#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-04-20 01:24 PM | Reply
---- that no talent hack
#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-20 01:32 PM | Reply
Multi-millionaire good-for-nothing TV tumors Joe Rogaine and Bill Maher should both be thrown into the deepest wells we could find. These two are nothing but vile Soma-dispensers for the hoi polloi. mediaproxy.tvtropes.org
#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-04-20 01:47 PM | Reply
Raping children was not the turning point.
The war that Stevie Wonder could have seen coming is.
#5 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-04-20 02:20 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
... President Donald Trump is said to be desperate for Joe Rogan not to give up on their faltering bromance ...
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It's hard enough to think you know the reason You make a list of things not to believe in It's hard enough to know your getting over that its over
It's ship to shore forever with a message Indelible with everything that's precious Part of you that's always looking back to see its over
Not enough that memory you're keeping We made up and now it's hard to sleep in It's well enough to keep on going over that its over
January look up to you Feb what's it to you March is lovely Aprils ugly Over and over and over and over (etc)
It's hard enough to try not to remember It's hard enough to write return to sender It's hard enough to know that its not over when its over ...
#6 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-04-21 11:18 PM | Reply
Speaking of the Sec of State...
Why is Sec of State Rubio not involved in the Iranian talks?
The Secretary of State.
I have more questions, but I will leave it there for now.
#7 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-04-22 01:29 AM | Reply
That is a really good question. It's almost like his job.
#8 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-04-22 01:46 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Hmmmmm... I wonder if Joe is the type to take Vlad's sloppy seconds... Trumpanzee has to give up being spanked into submission by bin Salman and Nuttywahoo first... Xi doesn't mind... he's providing the lube... at a discount... for now
#9 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-04-22 07:03 AM | Reply | Funny: 1
Joe Rogan, all 4' 11" of him.
#10 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-04-22 07:06 AM | Reply
Says more about Rogan than it does about Trump, our President has no consistent value system, he is totally transactional, but Rogan can one day pretend he cares about idiotic deadly wars and then the next, if the guy in power kisses his ass, all is forgiven.
#11 | Posted by Hughmass at 2026-04-22 08:46 AM | Reply
Unrelated but funny
#12 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-04-22 11:58 AM | Reply | Funny: 1
Der Dotard is after Rogaine like he will be on the ballot in another election, and Rogaine is needed to shore up the candidate. Oh wait...
#13 | Posted by catdog at 2026-04-22 12:03 PM | Reply
Easy peasy! Like Trump, Joe is easy to win over. Just say something nice about them, maybe do them a little favor, and boom - all is forgiven. That's how Alpha Males roll.
#14 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2026-04-22 01:24 PM | Reply
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