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Saturday, June 06, 2026

A second case of the flesh-eating screwworm fly has been confirmed in Texas by the US Department of Agriculture (USDA), days after an initial case in a one-year-old calf set off an aggressive response to stop the spread of the parasite in the dominant cattle-producing state. Texas's governor, Greg Abbott, said on Friday that state officials were working with the federal government to slow the spread of the fly and the infestations caused by larvae that feed on the living flesh of warm-blooded animals and humans. Officials are dispersing millions of sterile screwworm flies in the vicinity of where the twin infections were found about five miles apart in Zavala county, south-west of San Antonio. Those sterile male flies would prevent wild female flies from reproducing.

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Yet another massive failure for pedo pisswig.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-06-06 12:05 PM | Reply

This will surely bring down the price of beef!

#2 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-06-06 12:07 PM | Reply

Somebody put a bag over RatFuckJr's head

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-06-06 12:07 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

Canada Bans Cattle From 3rd World Shithole

www.bbc.com

#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-06-06 12:12 PM | Reply

There's two things you don't mess with in Texas. Well. Maybe four.

1) oil

2) cattle

3) guns

4) football

But I'm sure republicans will figure out how to blame democrats for this.

#5 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-06 12:22 PM | Reply

#5 Shouldn't it be: 4) high school football ?

#6 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-06-06 12:25 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Something similar was said about the Albanians in the Balkans decades ago: "Don't mess with their gun-running, drug trade, or attractive women, and you'll be fine."

I know of one USIC employee who did not heed this warning.

As luck would have it, I ran into him years later in an outdoor smoking area and asked him, "So, how did everything work out with xxxx?" (already knowing the answer.)

Humble-mumble-chumble.

And Canada is also banning horses from Texas.

Screw-worm is agonizing for these poor animals.

#7 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-06 12:38 PM | Reply

Now Texas will be demanding soshulizm to help them deal with this, I'm sure.

I love how they "stand alone" until their own stupidity bites them in the a&&. Then they have their hand out wanting assistance while acting like they're not taking it.

#8 | Posted by jpw at 2026-06-06 12:40 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

high school football

Is that because they're all pedophiles?

#9 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-06 12:55 PM | Reply

#9 Clown, I was thinking more along the lines of Friday Night Lights, but your explanation works just as well.

:-)

#10 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-06-06 01:19 PM | Reply

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