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Tuesday, June 09, 2026

Good-for-nothing House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) bleated this confession in a podcast:

  • "The largest spending items, the reason we're in trouble is because over 74 percent of federal spending is on autopilot-- mandatory spending, that is your entitlement programs like Medicare, Medicaid, and things like Social Security-- they have to be adjusted and fixed. We have a plan to do that next year, and it's critical, because we're at $40 trillion plus in debt because of Dummkopf Trumpf's Big Beautiful Bill and the unconstitutional and expensive war against Iran that we're fighting on Israel's behalf. At some point you get into a hole so deep you can't climb out of it, so desperate times call for desperate measures, which will of course affect America's poor, sick, elderly, and vulnerable, and not the super-wealthy."
    Screwed again

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    The hardworking American taxpayer is two and half galaxies away from having universal healthcare, like enjoyed by the residents of Israel, Germany, Canada, Cuba, tiny Albania, Taiwan, Greenland, and in 2027, Mexico.

    Sources:

    Cost to American taxpayers of attacking Iran on behalf of Israel

    The next generation of Americans will pay for the BBB and Dummkopf Trumpf's subservience to Bibi

    "We'll be just fine, but thanks for asking!"

    #1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-09 08:13 AM | Reply

    "The largest spending items, the reason we're in trouble is because over 74 percent of federal spending is on autopilot-- mandatory spending, that is your entitlement programs like Medicare, Medicaid, and things like Social Security-- they have to be adjusted and fixed. We have a plan to do that next year, and it's critical, because we're at $40 trillion plus in debt because of Dummkopf Trumpf's Big Beautiful Bill and the unconstitutional and expensive war against Iran that we're fighting on Israel's behalf. At some point you get into a hole so deep you can't climb out of it, so desperate times call for desperate measures, which will of course affect America's poor, sick, elderly, and vulnerable, and not the super-wealthy."

    Is this aiming for satire and failing, or is it deliberately trying to be self-sabotaging satire by mixing a real quote with a fake one? It looks a lot like the latter.

    #2 | Posted by sentinel at 2026-06-09 08:42 AM | Reply

    C'mon Mikey, put these plans up for a vote now before the mid terms.

    ------- slimey ass coward.

    #3 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-06-09 09:49 AM | Reply

    ---- slimey a** coward indeed.

    And just wait until more awful effects of the "BBB' kick in this year.

    #4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-09 09:55 AM | Reply

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