"Crazed and deranged lunatics have once again exposed their hatred for America with a cowardly, deliberate attack on one of our nation's most iconic landmarks " the newly renovated Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. President Dummkopf Jackass Trumpf was right from the beginning. Fake News hacks and so-called "experts" immediately rushed to mock him, call him a liar, and blame the Trumpf Junta's successful renovation instead of the vandals " but they were dead wrong. National pride will not be surrendered to a handful of deranged anti-American lunatics."

"Eek! Doody!"