Official White House Press Release on Reflecting Pool

Saturday, June 27, 2026

Crazed and deranged lunatics have once again exposed their hatred for America with a cowardly, deliberate attack on one of our nation's most iconic landmarks -- the newly renovated Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.

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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-26 03:16 AM | Reply

"National pride will not be surrendered to a handful of deranged anti-American lunatics."

It's a done deal, reaffirmed on Jan. 20, 2025.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-26 05:09 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

"National pride will not be surrendered to a handful of deranged anti-American lunatics."

No, it's surrendered to that feces-covered fat man.

I've often brought up the notion of "pride". MAGA is only possible because it doesn't have any.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-06-26 07:49 AM | Reply

The decomposing necrotic befuddled elderly golfer said he paid a visit to the pool to view the damage.

Problem was the press pool that was shadowing him that day said he never went.

#4 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-06-26 08:28 AM | Reply

Problem was the press pool that was shadowing him that day said he never went.

#4 | Posted by Nixon

Trump is also saying that 45,000 people attended his thing the other night. The true number is about 1,000.

It's a good thing that Stephen Miller has the nuclear codes.

#5 | Posted by Zed at 2026-06-26 08:49 AM | Reply

Esposito: From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!

Fielding Mellish: What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?
(Bananas, 1971)

#6 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-26 08:55 AM | Reply

I've been watching Veep recently and it is amazing how much of that show predicted the Piggy presidency. Absolutely amazing.

This whole ridiculous thing would probably be too crazy even for that show.

The reflecting pool is now surrounded by a fence and policed by the national guard.

Amazing.

#7 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-06-26 10:54 AM | Reply

Hey look at that, it's not green. I thought the concert thing already happened though, what's up with that giant stage and the circus tents?

#8 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 11:01 AM | Reply

Fat Pedo's -------- My Pants Fair

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-06-26 09:42 PM | Reply

He has broken you all. All it took was a few renovations.

#10 | Posted by visitor_ at 2026-06-27 10:46 PM | Reply

...paid a visit to the pool to view the damage.

What he did was fly over in Marine One on his way back to what's left of the White House.

#11 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-06-27 10:58 PM | Reply

"Trump eats the sun and he drinks the sky and both go with him when he dies."

#12 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-06-27 11:17 PM | Reply