Official White House Press Release on Reflecting Pool

Friday, June 26, 2026

"Crazed and deranged lunatics have once again exposed their hatred for America with a cowardly, deliberate attack on one of our nation's most iconic landmarks " the newly renovated Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. President Dummkopf Jackass Trumpf was right from the beginning. Fake News hacks and so-called "experts" immediately rushed to mock him, call him a liar, and blame the Trumpf Junta's successful renovation instead of the vandals " but they were dead wrong. National pride will not be surrendered to a handful of deranged anti-American lunatics."

"Eek! Doody!"

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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-26 03:16 AM | Reply

"National pride will not be surrendered to a handful of deranged anti-American lunatics."

It's a done deal, reaffirmed on Jan. 20, 2025.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-26 05:09 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"National pride will not be surrendered to a handful of deranged anti-American lunatics."

No, it's surrendered to that feces-covered fat man.

I've often brought up the notion of "pride". MAGA is only possible because it doesn't have any.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-06-26 07:49 AM | Reply

The decomposing necrotic befuddled elderly golfer said he paid a visit to the pool to view the damage.

Problem was the press pool that was shadowing him that day said he never went.

#4 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-06-26 08:28 AM | Reply

Problem was the press pool that was shadowing him that day said he never went.

#4 | Posted by Nixon

Trump is also saying that 45,000 people attended his thing the other night. The true number is about 1,000.

It's a good thing that Stephen Miller has the nuclear codes.

#5 | Posted by Zed at 2026-06-26 08:49 AM | Reply

Esposito: From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!

Fielding Mellish: What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?
(Bananas, 1971)

#6 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-26 08:55 AM | Reply