Critics called out VPUTZ JD Vance's idiotic opinions and accused him of betraying his Catholic faith. The deeply unpopular "Hillbilly Hypocrite" has made no secret that he wants his Hindu Brahmin wife Usha Bala Chilukuri Vance to one day accept Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior.

Indian skin whitening treatments for Usha might improve JD Vants' chances of gathering support from white supremacists should he run for POTUS against Empty Suit USSECSTATE Marco Rubio (R), good-for-nothing Canadian-Cuban US Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX), or the effective progressive NYC Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) in 2028.