Fat Bald Pedo Dooms USMNT, Belgium Pounds U.S. 4-1

Tuesday, July 07, 2026

Is everybody happy now? You good, Mr. President? Put our boys in a blender, President Trump did, with those phone calls to FIFA President Gianni Infantino. Messed with their mojo by politicking to get American striker Folarin Balogun's red card rescinded. We'll have to check VAR, but it might be the first time Trump succeeded at having a decision overturned. The problem is, having our President butt in here was a joke. Unfunny and out of bounds, offsides, an own goal " all of the things.

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#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-07 11:37 AM | Reply

It's better that the US lost.

A win would not have been emotionally accepted by the entire world.

I'll bet even Kash Patel wouldn't get drunk over it.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-07 12:04 PM | Reply

I'll bet even Kash Patel wouldn't get drunk over it.

He would, however, deport that Balogun fellow.

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-07-07 12:20 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

It's better that the US lost.
A win would not have been emotionally accepted by the entire world.

This is Lumper speak in a nut shell, "i am a loser please accept me"..... LMAO
Who cares, emotionally the only accepted win would be if their own countries won.

He would, however, deport that Balogun fellow.

Kash Patel can deport people?

#4 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-07-07 12:29 PM | Reply

"i am a loser please accept me"
-Donald Trump

"That's my guy"
-OneTrumper

#5 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-07-07 12:31 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

"If they beat us, they can be really proud. The other way, if they beat us, we'll say - I say it was rigged, just like the election was rigged in 2020, but I won't get into that."

- Donald Trump

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#6 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-07-07 12:36 PM | Reply

Kash Patel can deport people?

Fair point. He doesn't seem capable of doing much of anything.

#7 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-07-07 12:40 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

#4 | POSTED BY ONEIRONAUT

If you have to cheat for something, or even accept the appearance of cheating, that thing you want is not worth having.

It's not Trump's value, so it's not yours.

Your lack of values gives you both no value.

#8 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-07 12:44 PM | Reply

Balogun should have resigned as soon as he heard what Trump did.