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San Perlita Independent School District announced that all school operations would shut down Tuesday and Wednesday due to the "rapid spread of COVID 19."

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-- San Antonio Express-News (@expressnews.com) 4:20 PM · Aug 25, 2026

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The San Perlita Independent School District will close all school operations for two days due to the rapid spread of COVID-19

The fat------------ is a superspreader.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-25 03:05 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"rapid spread of COVID-19"

This is 100% Anthony Fauci's fault.
--Republicans

#2 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-08-25 03:13 PM | Reply

The MAGA Plague, aka, the Red Death.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-08-25 04:02 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

wE'Re aLl gOnNa dIe!!!!!!!!!

#4 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-08-25 05:39 PM | Reply

I bet most of them are not vaccinated. The rotten bastards

#5 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2026-08-25 05:43 PM | Reply

Related?

COVID Shuts Down Louisiana School (August 21, 2026)
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#6 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-25 06:49 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

wE'Re aLl gOnNa dIe!!!!!!!!!

#4 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

Just your kids, if they aren't already.

#7 | Posted by Zed at 2026-08-25 06:58 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

wE'Re aLl gOnNa dIe!!!!!!!!!

#4 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-08-25 05:39 PM | Reply

Go take your de-wormer, moron.

#8 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-08-25 07:06 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Go take your de-wormer, moron.

#8 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-08-25 07:06 PM | Reply | Flag:

Al of my peeps are still alive, moron.

#9 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-08-25 08:27 PM | Reply

@#9 ... [All] of my peeps are still alive ...

Aside from the "all of my peeps" aspect ...

And that matters, how, when looking at the Country?


What evidence does yer current trolling alias got?

#10 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-25 08:40 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Meanwhile, schools in Texas and Louisiana are being closed because of COVID.

Schools being closed.

Schools.


#11 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-25 08:41 PM | Reply

I thought Covid was "Over".

Now it's obvious, it's Not.

Bummer, Man, like, Totally.

#12 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-08-25 08:59 PM | Reply

@#12 ... I thought ...

Your current alias is capable of thinking?

#13 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-25 09:31 PM | Reply

Awesome

#14 | Posted by hamburglar at 2026-08-25 11:23 PM | Reply

I thought Covid was "Over".
Now it's obvious, it's Not.

COVID will never be over.

The most virulent version of it has subsided. But as all viruses do, it mutates and it mutates into a less lethal form because it kills off all of it's hosts then it would die as well.

It is more like the flu now. It is still deadly to people with weakened immune systems and the very young and elderly which is why people who are not selfish -----. choose to be vaccinated to curb the spread.

As evidenced by the return of the measles there are a lot of selfish -----. out there.

#15 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-08-26 07:30 AM | Reply

Al of my peeps are still alive

#9 | Posted by lfthndthrds

No, they're like you: Less dead.

#16 | Posted by Zed at 2026-08-26 08:07 AM | Reply

Related?
COVID Shuts Down Louisiana School (August 21, 2026)
drudge.com

Yes...another horse paste eating sh*thole red state.

#17 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-08-26 11:00 AM | Reply

What? The shut down the schools? For a Liberal Democrat Hoax? How could this happen?

Did the parents get a vote? What about the children? Now they will be dumb forever!

Is there no Ivermectin? No UV lights? No Hydroxychloroquine? No Colloidal Silver?

Mumps and measles and Covid oh my!

#18 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-08-26 11:13 AM | Reply

Another Biden lockdown in a Republican state?? It's 2020 all over again!

#19 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2026-08-26 01:12 PM | Reply

San Perlita Independent School District announced that all school operations would shut down Tuesday and Wednesday

Those are known as Herman Cain holidays.

#20 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-26 01:15 PM | Reply

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