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Wednesday, August 26, 2026

Iran's armed forces said Wednesday that several Persian-language media outlets operating abroad were included in its "military target bank," accusing them of working for US and Israeli intelligence agencies.

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Oh so it's kinda like that American citizen we drone-striked.

#1 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-08-26 08:01 PM | Reply

Notice how DR's resident beta Shill-owby (a corpulent, decrepit, child molesting cowardly sailorboy himself) is perpetually fixated on Iran but has eagerly taken it up the backside for the past 50 years courtesy of his fellow fascist pedophiles in Israel- the ones that are currently infesting American politics and discourse and effectively ruining it?

Iran can only dream of being as big of a threat to America's continued existence as Zionist Israel/Epstein Co. currently is.

#2 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-08-26 09:04 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

----------- the swishing MAGAT scum.

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-26 09:04 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"Eli, I'm gonna try wasting time with this stupidity to get Americans to somehow hate Iran. Whaddaya think?"

"I don't know, Avi, the Americans can't afford to buy toilet paper and are selling blood to make a shekel. We've really effed up their economy pretty bad. This idiotic story may not be so important to them."

"Well, we gotta try something to distract the dummies in America. Look at the elections! By the way, I won't write about the IDF screwing over Persian Jews in Tehran with the air pollution and black toxic smoke they caused. Boy, imagine Jews being angry with us fellow Jews."

"You said it, Avi. Hey, better stalk and harrass Pumpkinhead on drudge.com a bit. He's getting worse than Coriolanus in exposing us."

"Check. Say, how much longer can we squeeze Islamophobia out of the gullible Americans?"

"Until all of Israel is cleared of Arabs, you dope! Now get busy Avi!"


"FUNNY"

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-26 09:30 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Willowby has to say Islamofascist to distinguish them from Christian MAGA Pedophiles.

#5 | Posted by Sycophant at 2026-08-26 09:33 PM | Reply

#5

Two peas in a pod

#6 | Posted by willowby at 2026-08-26 09:58 PM | Reply

#2

United States Marine Corps, idiot. Deployed on an aircraft carrier for 3 6 month deployments

#7 | Posted by willowby at 2026-08-26 10:10 PM | Reply

Airplane mechanic?

#8 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-08-26 10:15 PM | Reply

Shillowby the sailorboy. Never got a chance to go toe-to-toe, peer-to-peer against a little Iranian schoolgirl until his hero Trump did it for him.

50 years later, he continues to sell out the country he once tried to serve. Now, in his sundown years, he only serves as a tired troll spouting hilariously inept, Zionist goyslop.

Go to sleep, Shillowby, go to sleep.

#9 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-08-26 10:21 PM | Reply | Funny: 2 | Newsworthy 1

#8

Avionics tech with VMFP-3. We rotated 5 RF-4's and crew every 6 months on the USS Midway. We flew reconnaissance for it. 78-79, 79-80, 81-82 dets.

#10 | Posted by willowby at 2026-08-26 10:32 PM | Reply

Spent 91 days in a row off the coast of Iran on Gonzo station on the 79-80 det when Islamists pulled off their patented hostage taking. We had 3 carriers in the region, Carter blew it.

#11 | Posted by willowby at 2026-08-26 11:01 PM | Reply

That's 12 on 12 off 7 days a week at sea, for those who denigrate military service.

#12 | Posted by willowby at 2026-08-26 11:04 PM | Reply

Spent 91 days in a row off the coast of Iran

Lewzer thinks 250 days is "not nearly long enough".

#13 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-08-26 11:12 PM | Reply

"those who denigrate military service."

You denigrate your own military service, sailorboy. No one else is needed.

#14 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-08-26 11:29 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 2

#13

He's a frigging idiot. Why would you quote him?

#15 | Posted by willowby at 2026-08-26 11:54 PM | Reply

Why would you quote him?

Just pointing out the opinion of the Commander in Chief with regard to naval deployments.

#16 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-08-26 11:57 PM | Reply

#14

Do you have a fantasy service history like cornholio?

#17 | Posted by willowby at 2026-08-26 11:59 PM | Reply

The IRGC doesn't count.

#18 | Posted by willowby at 2026-08-27 12:05 AM | Reply

We had 3 carriers in the region, Carter blew it.
#11 | Posted by willowby

Reagan made a deal with the Ayatollah, behind Carter's back, to not release the hostages.

Then, Reagan sold the Ayatollah weapons.

You like Reagan.

But you can't say why.

At least, not in English.

#19 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-08-27 01:44 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 5

Then, Reagan sold the Ayatollah weapons.

Then Reagan took the money to fund right wing death squads in central America that murdered Catholic priests and nuns.

#20 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-08-27 10:46 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Spent 91 days in a row off the coast of Iran on Gonzo station on the 79-80 det when Islamists pulled off their patented hostage taking. We had 3 carriers in the region, Carter blew it.

#11 | Posted by willowby

So you were there when the helicopter crash took place because of interservice competition. One service removing the sand filters from the other's choppers because they got their fee-fees hurt because they weren't going to be going on the mission.

That's a bit of history that you won't hear, except from me.

Like the Oklahoma City bombing.

I have my source. And this one was working for the Joint Chiefs of Staff in the Carter admin. Not a conspiracy publisher.

Which side were you on, Willowby?

#21 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-08-27 10:56 AM | Reply

#14
Do you have a fantasy service history like cornholio?

#17 | Posted by willowby

Another rightwinger, drilling down to what matters to them. Didn't take long.

Just--------. By anything.

#22 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-08-27 10:57 AM | Reply

That's 12 on 12 off 7 days a week at sea, for those who denigrate military service.
#12 | Posted by willowby at 2026-08-26 11:04 PM

It's called hard work. The armed services don't have a monopoly on it. Didn't you volunteer?

I've worked 110 hours a week sometimes. Without orders.

Why do people who join or leave the military these days think they deserve special respect? They are defending worldwide corporate interests. I don't care what toys they get to play with. Did they do any good?

Were you able to parlay your service into a career?

#23 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-08-27 11:08 AM | Reply

Actually, I've worked more than that, but then people start thinking I'm crazy.

#24 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-08-27 11:08 AM | Reply

I don't denigrate military service per se.

Dopes like you who lord it over people, a different story.

#25 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-08-27 11:10 AM | Reply

"Why do people who join or leave the military these days think they deserve special respect? They are defending worldwide corporate interests"

Because the worldwide corporate interests are the ones who get to define the words "special respect"

Just like they are the ones who get to define what actions constitute "terrorism" and what actions are considered "self defense".

The true power of a person or a group of people or a nation or a corporation lies in how much control they have in defining words or phrases or slogans or credos consumed by the masses.

#26 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-08-27 11:38 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#14
Do you have a fantasy service history like cornholio?

#17 | Posted by willowby

"Fantasy service history?" coming from an Israeli troll that can't spell the name of one of Shakespeare's greatest plays.

That's why no one on the planet takes WILLOWBY seriously, or any of the 40,000 Israeli trolls infesting the internet for that matter.

Why RCade and Retort allow trolls to fester on drudge.com is anyone's guess.

Other web-blogs block them out; on drudge.com we're forced to use *Killfile* on these blighters.

Israel pays internet influencers up to $7,000 per post, but one must have writing skills, therefore WILLOWBY is stuck toiling as a troll as you can see below:


"FUNNY"

#27 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-27 02:35 PM | Reply

-Why RCade and Retort allow trolls to fester on drudge.com is anyone's guess.

If bossman decides to start banning folks and establishing rules (new or old) to be followed........you might be near or be the actual top of the list, fella.

I certainly don't want that but your obvious obsession with AIPAC and Israel would qualify you.

#28 | Posted by eberly at 2026-08-27 02:44 PM | Reply

Coriolanus cashing in a monthly "fantasy service" US Army Lieutenant-Colonel's retirement pay check:


"Fantasy service history."

"FUNNY"

#29 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-27 02:55 PM | Reply

#29

You're the only guy in the Army who had mess duty on first day of boot camp and rolled out of the rack by a DI, instead of a drill Sergeant.

#30 | Posted by willowby at 2026-08-27 05:15 PM | Reply

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