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The US on Sunday bombed Iran's Larak Island, a small island off the coast of Bandar Abbas in the Strait of Hormuz, marking the first known US strikes on Iranian territory in more than a month.

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The Iranian government or people had ZERO to do with 9/11 and the IRGC-QF helped USSOF take the city of Herat from the Taliban on 12 Nov 2001.

See 9/11 Commission Report for more info.

Dummkopf Trumpf would later recklesly assassinate IRGC-QF commander General Qasem Soleimani with an airstrike at Baghdad Intl Airport on 3 Jan 2020.

In mafia parlance, that stupid hit job "crossed a line."

Had a Nazi Werewolf commando killed US Army General George Patton in occupied Germany after the war in 1945 or 1946, Americans would have been rightfully upset and sought retribution.

With the approaching 25 year commemoration of the al-Qaida 9/11 attacks on the US by mostly Saudi perpetrators, the nefarious Trumpf junta will jingoistically and meaninglessly bomb the Iranian people and military, diverting American public attention away from the sinister Saudi regime, Trumpf Diarrhea Syndrome, Russia's war against Ukraine, unprecedented number of food recalls, flagging GOP poll nunbers, the collapsing US economy, spreading measles, and Israeli ethnic cleansing of Palestinians in Gaza and the West Bank.

"Thanks Senile Satan, we really appreciate it!"


"FUNNY"

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-30 07:12 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

So it appears Iran is now striking bases in Jordan. Almost as if they knew ahead of time that MAGA, Inc. (a subsidiary of Epstein Co.) couldn't control itself.

Drip ... drip ... drip ...

#2 | Posted by Pumpkinhead at 2026-08-30 08:32 PM | Reply

How many missiles did Putin's orange bitch burn through today?

#3 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-30 10:50 PM | Reply

Operation Epstein Coverup is a total success: not a single Trump casualty! Be thankful, peons, be thankful.
I forget: Which branch of the services is Barroom avoiding today?

#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-08-31 06:18 AM | Reply

Almost as if they knew ahead of time that MAGA, Inc. (a subsidiary of Epstein Co.) couldn't control itself.

#2 | Posted by Pumpkinhead at 2026-08-30 08:32 PM | Reply | Flag:

Speaking of pedos that sell off children in arranged marriages, it seems the IRGC couldn't control themselves.

"US officials speaking to media outlets claimed the attack targeted two launchers that were preparing to fire rockets equipped with mines into the strait."

#5 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-08-31 07:56 AM | Reply

CENTCOM declares it de-mined.
IRGC shows up to re-mine it.
IRGC gets blown up.
IRGC shoots rockets that don't do anything meaningful.
US goes back to doing things that aren't really meaningful.

#6 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-08-31 07:58 AM | Reply

Didn't ------- declare "Mission Accomplished" last week?

#7 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-08-31 09:42 AM | Reply

@#6 ... CENTCOM declares it de-mined. ...

IRGC says ship struck 2 sea mines after U.S. declared Hormuz cleared
www.upi.com

... A supertanker transiting the Strait of Hormuz struck two sea mines, Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps said Monday, days after the Trump administration said it had cleared the vital transit route of the explosive devices.

According to a statement from the IRGC Navy carried by semi-official Tasnim News Agency, the unidentified tanker struck the mines, caught fire and came to a stop.

The IRGC Navy said the vessel had attempted to pass through an "illegal route south of the Strait of Hormuz" when it came into contact with the mines. ...


#8 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-31 01:11 PM | Reply

Pedo 47 and Roofie Pete Tout New Missile's Efficient Ability to Kills Iranian Civilians

apnews.com

#9 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-31 02:52 PM | Reply

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