Trump Wants Another Military Parade for Himself

Sunday, August 31, 2025

President Trump will reportedly have another big boy military parade later this year.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 02:31 PM | 32 COMMENTS | permalink

Army parade 'disappointed' Trump, so Navy will do one too. The U.S. Navy is reportedly throwing Trump an even bigger military parade this fall, as he wasn't satisfied by the first one.

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-- New York Magazine (@nymag.com) Aug 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM

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President Trump will reportedly have another big boy military parade later this year.

It better be soon. The decomposing------------------- is going downhill fast.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-08-29 10:40 AM

.. but not fast enough.

#2 | Posted by HeeHaw at 2025-08-29 11:09 AM

i almost forgot about the sad display where Trump and those around him either stared at the phones or took a nap as the band trolled Trump by playing a song that is about, as the creator of it said, "extreme distrust for executive authority" and which includes lyrics referencing draft dodgers and tax cheats, both of which describes Trump.

#3 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2025-08-29 02:01 PM

Forget the US Navy. The Trumpf junta should organize a parade that would truly elate their pedophilic cult leader (as well as those two abominations Ghislaine Maxwell and the late Jeffrey Epstein):

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-29 02:41 PM

He'll been in "weekend at Donnie's" mode by then.

#5 | Posted by a_monson at 2025-08-30 02:10 AM

Not sure what sort of 'parade' could be held to recognize the Navy's 250th birthday. Perhaps a 'parade' of ships up Chesapeake Bay, or along the shore of Long Island, or maybe passing in review in front of Mar-a-Lago.

OCU

#6 | Posted by OCUser at 2025-08-31 03:33 PM

After the last one? The one with the senior citizens and dei chuckleheads in their wrinkled unisex pajamasmock who couldn't even stay in step?

#7 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-08-31 03:48 PM

Parade wave from the tank... smile!
I hope they throw candy this time, at least have Lujan pole-dancing on a float.

#8 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-08-31 03:52 PM

It's about time for the decomposing------------------- to start another brawl at Arlington National Cemetery.

#9 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-08-31 03:55 PM

After the last one? The one with the senior citizens and dei chuckleheads in their wrinkled unisex pajamasmock who couldn't even stay in step?

#7 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-08-31 03:48 PM

Were you ever in the service, or more specifically, the Army? Have you ever heard of 'route step'? It's a manner of marching which while the organization of the ranks are maintained, the members are not expected to march in cadence. This is the way you march if you're having to go a long distance, as was the case during the parade in June. I suspect that Trump was expecting something along the lines of what you'd see in Red Square or in North Korea, and perhaps even from some old newsreels of Germany troops marching into Paris during WWII.

And for the record; I was in the Army and I did my share of marching, so I know of what I speak.

OCU

#10 | Posted by OCUser at 2025-08-31 04:17 PM

#10 | Posted by OCUser

ONE mile, cupcake. We marched farther than that several times a day, ALWAYS in-step.
We also ironed our uniforms.
Maybe 1600 yards was a 'long distance' in your muumuu and high heels, dilator chafing and buttplug leaking...

#11 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-08-31 04:51 PM

Gosh I hope they a solder carrying a drone again. That was impressive. Musta scared the BeJesus out of Pooty Pants and Pooh Bear.

#12 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-31 04:54 PM

#11

... sounds like experience speaking.

#13 | Posted by Corky at 2025-08-31 05:02 PM

Are all the righties that remain here closeted? JFC

#14 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-08-31 05:09 PM

(Take 2)

Gosh I hope they have a lone solder carrying a drone again.

#15 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-31 05:12 PM

"We marched farther than that several times a day, ALWAYS in-step."

Up hill. Both ways! And in the snow!

Sure pops. Now don't forget your meds today.

#16 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-31 05:16 PM

Of course, Trump wants another parade. He learned his lesson. Next time he'll pay people to show up.

Providing, of course, that he's not in a psych ward by then.

#17 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-08-31 05:29 PM

Will he pay for it?

No.

Will Americans have to pay for it?

Yes.

Do Americans want it?

No.

Just the fat, spoiled brat in the White House.

#18 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-08-31 05:31 PM

Chances are that Trump's amputated leg stump will be healed over by then.

#19 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-08-31 05:38 PM

Do Americans want it?

No.

How many of us can actually go there and be a part of it and enjoy it (or not) live? Very few.

But we do like our hometown parades fireworks and barbecues.

#20 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-31 06:06 PM

left / right
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-start off-
left / -
left / -
ya left / right
left / -
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lef / -
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lef / -
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our boots / are heavy (leader)
our pants / are tight (leader)
our boots / are heavy (company)
our pants / are tight (company)
our balls / are swingin' (leader)
from left / to right (leader)
our balls / are swingin' (company)
from left / to right (company)
left / -
left / -
left / right
left/-
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lef / -
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It was kind of fun, actually. Our leader was black, and had an excellent voice.

#21 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-08-31 08:39 PM

Do Americans want it?

No.
ClownShack

[orders for everybody, in characteristic leftist fashion]

#22 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-08-31 08:41 PM

The whole parade route would only be like four ditties.
Of course in parade you would have to sing to yourself silently.
You would be marching silently most of the time, which was neat too. Maybe just a grunt for "left" every now and then.
Then when you 'pass and review' your command is

left / right
- / -
- / -
eyes right! (or eyes left!) / -
eyes! / - (the man on the proper end keeps his eyes straight)

... I forget when to go eyes ahead again...

I know that when a long grunt march you wouldn't keep in step, but then you might be on uneven ground and would be carrying stuff.
Just going 1600 yards, though, on level pavement? and a special parade company? No way.

I like the one with the drone, bobbing along in a pimpwalk. Gah.
Any respect our military gets is due to our technology, nowadays.

#23 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-08-31 08:57 PM

- was black, and had an excellent voice.

Typical rwing racial stereotyping!

#24 | Posted by Corky at 2025-08-31 08:57 PM

Donald Trump Comes Clean About Jeffery Epstein!!

www.youtube.com

#25 | Posted by Corky at 2025-08-31 09:05 PM

Commies have the best parades. Embarrassing.
www.youtube.com

#26 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-08-31 09:11 PM

was black, and had an excellent voice.

#24 | Posted by Corky