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President Trump will reportedly have another big boy military parade later this year.

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Army parade 'disappointed' Trump, so Navy will do one too. The U.S. Navy is reportedly throwing Trump an even bigger military parade this fall, as he wasn't satisfied by the first one.

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-- New York Magazine (@nymag.com) Aug 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM

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President Trump will reportedly have another big boy military parade later this year.

It better be soon. The decomposing------------------- is going downhill fast.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-08-29 10:40 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

.. but not fast enough.

#2 | Posted by HeeHaw at 2025-08-29 11:09 AM | Reply

i almost forgot about the sad display where Trump and those around him either stared at the phones or took a nap as the band trolled Trump by playing a song that is about, as the creator of it said, "extreme distrust for executive authority" and which includes lyrics referencing draft dodgers and tax cheats, both of which describes Trump.

#3 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2025-08-29 02:01 PM | Reply

Forget the US Navy. The Trumpf junta should organize a parade that would truly elate their pedophilic cult leader (as well as those two abominations Ghislaine Maxwell and the late Jeffrey Epstein):

https://clickamericana.com/wp-content/uploads/Vintage-Girl-Scout-uniforms-badges-and-more-770x513.jpg

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-29 02:41 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

He'll been in "weekend at Donnie's" mode by then.

#5 | Posted by a_monson at 2025-08-30 02:10 AM | Reply

Not sure what sort of 'parade' could be held to recognize the Navy's 250th birthday. Perhaps a 'parade' of ships up Chesapeake Bay, or along the shore of Long Island, or maybe passing in review in front of Mar-a-Lago.

OCU

#6 | Posted by OCUser at 2025-08-31 03:33 PM | Reply

After the last one? The one with the senior citizens and dei chuckleheads in their wrinkled unisex pajamasmock who couldn't even stay in step?

#7 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-08-31 03:48 PM | Reply

Parade wave from the tank... smile!
I hope they throw candy this time, at least have Lujan pole-dancing on a float.

#8 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-08-31 03:52 PM | Reply

It's about time for the decomposing------------------- to start another brawl at Arlington National Cemetery.

#9 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-08-31 03:55 PM | Reply

After the last one? The one with the senior citizens and dei chuckleheads in their wrinkled unisex pajamasmock who couldn't even stay in step?

#7 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-08-31 03:48 PM

Were you ever in the service, or more specifically, the Army? Have you ever heard of 'route step'? It's a manner of marching which while the organization of the ranks are maintained, the members are not expected to march in cadence. This is the way you march if you're having to go a long distance, as was the case during the parade in June. I suspect that Trump was expecting something along the lines of what you'd see in Red Square or in North Korea, and perhaps even from some old newsreels of Germany troops marching into Paris during WWII.

And for the record; I was in the Army and I did my share of marching, so I know of what I speak.

OCU

#10 | Posted by OCUser at 2025-08-31 04:17 PM | Reply

#10 | Posted by OCUser

ONE mile, cupcake. We marched farther than that several times a day, ALWAYS in-step.
We also ironed our uniforms.
Maybe 1600 yards was a 'long distance' in your muumuu and high heels, dilator chafing and buttplug leaking...

#11 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-08-31 04:51 PM | Reply

Gosh I hope they a solder carrying a drone again. That was impressive. Musta scared the BeJesus out of Pooty Pants and Pooh Bear.

#12 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-31 04:54 PM | Reply

#11

... sounds like experience speaking.

#13 | Posted by Corky at 2025-08-31 05:02 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Are all the righties that remain here closeted? JFC

#14 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-08-31 05:09 PM | Reply

(Take 2)

Gosh I hope they have a lone solder carrying a drone again.

#15 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-31 05:12 PM | Reply

"We marched farther than that several times a day, ALWAYS in-step."

Up hill. Both ways! And in the snow!

Sure pops. Now don't forget your meds today.

#16 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-31 05:16 PM | Reply

Of course, Trump wants another parade. He learned his lesson. Next time he'll pay people to show up.

Providing, of course, that he's not in a psych ward by then.

#17 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-08-31 05:29 PM | Reply

Will he pay for it?

No.

Will Americans have to pay for it?

Yes.

Do Americans want it?

No.

Just the fat, spoiled brat in the White House.

#18 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-08-31 05:31 PM | Reply

Chances are that Trump's amputated leg stump will be healed over by then.

#19 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-08-31 05:38 PM | Reply

Do Americans want it?

No.

How many of us can actually go there and be a part of it and enjoy it (or not) live? Very few.

But we do like our hometown parades fireworks and barbecues.

#20 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-31 06:06 PM | Reply

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It was kind of fun, actually. Our leader was black, and had an excellent voice.

#21 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-08-31 08:39 PM | Reply

Do Americans want it?

No.
ClownShack

[orders for everybody, in characteristic leftist fashion]

#22 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-08-31 08:41 PM | Reply

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