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Tuesday, March 31, 2026

The average price of gas at the pump has topped $4 in the US for the first time in nearly four years as the Iran war continues to push up fuel prices.

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Gas prices have surged nearly 35% in the past month as the Iran war has disrupted shipping to the Strait of Hormuz, severely impacting global oil shipments. [image or embed]

" Forbes (@forbes.com) Mar 31, 2026 at 4:50 AM

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Wait 'til futures" become ground-based reality. It takes the average oil tanker about a month at sea to deliver its load, so in about a week things will truly spiral out of control- seeing that no westward shipments have left Hormuz since early March. Kinda like a sonic boom blast being heard and felt after the supersonic jet has long since soared out of sight.

#1 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-03-31 03:08 PM | Reply

"Just make more money."
-President Donald Trump

(No, seriously, that was his proposed solution.)

#2 | Posted by Sycophant at 2026-03-31 03:18 PM | Reply

This is very good news for world oil markets...
--Vlad the wildcatter, counting the rubles being raked in

#3 | Posted by catdog at 2026-03-31 03:44 PM | Reply

They've done away with the penny. When are they going to get rid of that damn 0.9 cents in a gallon of gas? Finding that change has always been difficult.

#4 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-03-31 03:56 PM | Reply

"Cheap" gas, at the Native casino, here in NorCal starts at $5.39/gal and goes way up from there.
F anybody that thinks this pos has been anything but a disaster for this country.

#5 | Posted by morris at 2026-03-31 03:56 PM | Reply

#3

Ain't that the truth.

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