US Faces Surging Toilet Paper Prices Amid Trade War with Canada
Using the bathroom or having a cry is about to become more expensive for North Americans as the US and Canada enter a full-fledged trade war that threatens to flush away decades of peaceful trading between the two nations.
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Oh sh t!
#1 | Posted by qcp at 2026-08-26 01:30 PM | Reply
Yes, but what if the cost of Depends? I'm sure our taxpayer dollars are funding Pedo Donnie's shit rags.
#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-26 03:32 PM | Reply
They should use lettuce. American tp has wood chips.
#3 | Posted by Jaspar at 2026-08-26 04:44 PM | Reply
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