I remember the lesson I learned from last toilet paper stampede to stock up while you can. If we know our Donald, it's going to get worse.

BTW, in case no one has noticed, he's looking more and more like one of those comic book villain every day.

Toilet paper has wood chips.

Who else but Lex Luthor would think of combining toilet paper and the destruction of America's National Forests to force people to his will?

REDIAL

It's been a while, but I seem to recall that stupidity didn't play any part in the last "toilet paper stampede." It was because gas prices practically called a halt to vacation traveling in the U.S. and the toilet paper industry was caught flat footed when hotels and motels cut their orders to the bone, leaving the industry with warehouses overstocked to the rafters with hotel/motel product and no room to stock the over demand from retail stores.

I witnessed it myself at Walmarts. Eventually the store had to put a guard on what little toilet paper they had on the shelves, limiting one 6-pack per customer. Prior to that, people in the front of the stampede were throwing packs of toilet paper to those in the back. Families were showing up, including children, each one with a cart, to get more than their share. It was the same at retail stores everywhere. It made the evening news.

None of these people were stupid. They were panic stricken.

There was a rumor (LOL) that Monkey-Ward catalogs went pack into production.

oopsie . . . ."pack" = back.

HUGH

Speaking of Trump's pet females . . .

Natalie Harp seems to have crossed the Rubicon and survived . . so far. At least according to the love notes we've been seeing.

What's your take on that?