US Faces Surging Toilet Paper Prices Amid Trade War with Canada

Wednesday, August 26, 2026

Using the bathroom or having a cry is about to become more expensive for North Americans as the US and Canada enter a full-fledged trade war that threatens to flush away decades of peaceful trading between the two nations.

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Oh sh t!

#1 | Posted by qcp at 2026-08-26 01:30 PM | Reply

Yes, but what if the cost of Depends? I'm sure our taxpayer dollars are funding Pedo Donnie's ---- rags.

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-26 03:32 PM | Reply

They should use lettuce. American tp has wood chips.

#3 | Posted by Jaspar at 2026-08-26 04:44 PM | Reply

Hey - beats corn cobs...

#4 | Posted by South_American at 2026-08-26 10:51 PM | Reply

I remember the lesson I learned from last toilet paper stampede to stock up while you can. If we know our Donald, it's going to get worse.

BTW, in case no one has noticed, he's looking more and more like one of those comic book villain every day.

#5 | Posted by Twinpac at 2026-08-27 01:11 AM | Reply

Toilet paper has wood chips.

Who else but Lex Luthor would think of combining toilet paper and the destruction of America's National Forests to force people to his will?

#6 | Posted by Twinpac at 2026-08-27 01:23 AM | Reply