Kristi Noem Officially Files for Divorce
Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has officially filed for divorce from Bryon Noem ...
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Kristi Noem, the former South Dakota governor whom President Trump fired as homeland security secretary in March, has filed for divorce from her husband, Bryon Noem, after 34 years of marriage.[image or embed] -- The New York Times (@nytimes.com) 3:00 PM · Sep 30, 2026
Kristi Noem, the former South Dakota governor whom President Trump fired as homeland security secretary in March, has filed for divorce from her husband, Bryon Noem, after 34 years of marriage.[image or embed]
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Noem thinks that her husband is a weight on her desire to be president.
#1 | Posted by Zed at 2026-09-30 12:04 PM | Reply
Headline prize.
#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-09-30 12:32 PM | Reply
The headline is:
via GIPHY
Some more of them GOP family values on full display here.
I bought a garden gnome and named it Kristi because it's hollow, made of plastic and scares the ------ out of my dog.
#3 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-09-30 01:45 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
Judges Appear Open to Possible Kristi Noem Criminal Probe Judges on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit on Tuesday appeared receptive to allowing Chief U.S. District Judge James Boasberg to continue investigating who may have been responsible for an alleged violation of a court order tied to deportation flights carrying Venezuelan migrants to El Salvador. The full appeals court is considering whether to overturn an earlier split-panel ruling that shut down Boasberg's investigation, with the majority previously arguing that the probe should be halted to prevent the district court from encroaching on Executive Branch authority. The outcome could determine whether a criminal contempt inquiry remains alive and whether responsibility falls with former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, attorneys who advised her or another government official. www.newsweek.com
Judges on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit on Tuesday appeared receptive to allowing Chief U.S. District Judge James Boasberg to continue investigating who may have been responsible for an alleged violation of a court order tied to deportation flights carrying Venezuelan migrants to El Salvador.
The full appeals court is considering whether to overturn an earlier split-panel ruling that shut down Boasberg's investigation, with the majority previously arguing that the probe should be halted to prevent the district court from encroaching on Executive Branch authority.
The outcome could determine whether a criminal contempt inquiry remains alive and whether responsibility falls with former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, attorneys who advised her or another government official.
www.newsweek.com
#4 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-09-30 03:56 PM | Reply
She got jealous because his plastic knockers were bigger than hers.
#5 | Posted by morris at 2026-09-30 04:53 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1
RC must have changed it. What was the original headline?
#6 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2026-09-30 06:58 PM | Reply
Something like: Noem's marriage goes ---- up.
#7 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-30 07:03 PM | Reply | Funny: 3
Makes me think of obama's stupid speech he gave where he said he's confident that the country would improve if we have all control over to women.
#8 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-09-30 07:22 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
he's not wrong. They couldn't do worse.
#9 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-09-30 07:43 PM | Reply
I don't know anything about Bryon Noem except that he had to be bat$#!+ crazy to be married to Ms. GooglyEyes, and given the party history, and he being a married Republican, I'd have to think there's some kinkiness involved.
Maybe the article says otherwise. Not reading it. Wouldn't believe the first news out of the box anyway.
#10 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-09-30 07:57 PM | Reply
This woman is such a POS that the opportunities for criticism are endless. Why then do some men still choose to attack her by focusing on her body?
#11 | Posted by Miranda7 at 2026-09-30 09:02 PM | Reply
That's not the only probe going on...
#12 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-09-30 09:11 PM | Reply
#10 | Posted by Miranda7 at 2026-09-30 09:02 PM | Reply
Because the taxpayers paid for her "enhancements".
#13 | Posted by morris at 2026-09-30 11:02 PM | Reply
Why then do some men still choose to attack her by focusing on her body? #10 | POSTED BY MIRANDA7
Her body?
Pretty sure everyone is more focused on her husband's ----.
Besides, Noem has the MarALago face, all plastic and Botox and fake.
#14 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-30 11:08 PM | Reply
It is kind of surprising that she didn't just arrange a meeting at the gravel pit (bring the dog too).
#15 | Posted by MBlue at 2026-10-01 10:09 AM | Reply
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