Kristi Noem Officially Files for Divorce
Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has officially filed for divorce from Bryon Noem ...
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Kristi Noem, the former South Dakota governor whom President Trump fired as homeland security secretary in March, has filed for divorce from her husband, Bryon Noem, after 34 years of marriage.[image or embed] -- The New York Times (@nytimes.com) 3:00 PM · Sep 30, 2026
Kristi Noem, the former South Dakota governor whom President Trump fired as homeland security secretary in March, has filed for divorce from her husband, Bryon Noem, after 34 years of marriage.[image or embed]
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Noem thinks that her husband is a weight on her desire to be president.
#1 | Posted by Zed at 2026-09-30 12:04 PM | Reply
Headline prize.
#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-09-30 12:32 PM | Reply
The headline is:
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Some more of them GOP family values on full display here.
I bought a garden gnome and named it Kristi because it's hollow, made of plastic and scares the schitt out of my dog.
#3 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-09-30 01:45 PM | Reply
She got jealous because his plastic knockers were bigger than hers.
#4 | Posted by morris at 2026-09-30 04:53 PM | Reply
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