Kristi Noem Officially Files for Divorce

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has officially filed for divorce from Bryon Noem ...

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Kristi Noem, the former South Dakota governor whom President Trump fired as homeland security secretary in March, has filed for divorce from her husband, Bryon Noem, after 34 years of marriage.

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-- The New York Times (@nytimes.com) 3:00 PM Â· Sep 30, 2026

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Noem thinks that her husband is a weight on her desire to be president.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2026-09-30 12:04 PM | Reply

Headline prize.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-09-30 12:32 PM | Reply

The headline is:

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Some more of them GOP family values on full display here.

I bought a garden gnome and named it Kristi because it's hollow, made of plastic and scares the schitt out of my dog.

#3 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-09-30 01:45 PM | Reply

She got jealous because his plastic knockers were bigger than hers.

#4 | Posted by morris at 2026-09-30 04:53 PM | Reply

RC must have changed it. What was the original headline?

#5 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2026-09-30 06:58 PM | Reply

Something like: Noem's marriage goes tits up.

#6 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-30 07:03 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Makes me think of obama's stupid speech he gave where he said he's confident that the country would improve if we have all control over to women.

#7 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-09-30 07:22 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

he's not wrong. They couldn't do worse.

#8 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-09-30 07:43 PM | Reply

I don't know anything about Bryon Noem except that he had to be bat$#!+ crazy to be married to Ms. GooglyEyes, and given the party history, and he being a married Republican, I'd have to think there's some kinkiness involved.

Maybe the article says otherwise. Not reading it. Wouldn't believe the first news out of the box anyway.

#9 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-09-30 07:57 PM | Reply

This woman is such a POS that the opportunities for criticism are endless. Why then do some men still choose to attack her by focusing on her body?

#10 | Posted by Miranda7 at 2026-09-30 09:02 PM | Reply