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Thursday, April 18, 2024

During jury selection in a criminal trial, it's important that prospective jurors be screened for any potential biases toward the defendant or prosecution. In Donald Trump's hush-money trial, this meant the former president had to sit through the second day of proceedings listening to jokes and memes publicly posted on social media at his expense.

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I'm sure that sat well with Gropenfurher when he got home that night.

Considering he is now ruining his life because Obama had the audacity to roast him at the Correspondants Dinner.

#1 | Posted by Nixon at 2024-04-17 02:18 PM | Reply

I hear that he's having his lawyers try to dismiss female jurors who are, "not his type".

#2 | Posted by Corky at 2024-04-17 04:25 PM | Reply

I don't envy them finding a jury that isn't gonna be hopelessly biased.

He's too polarizing to easily find 12 people with mild enough views to be objective to the evidence.

I'm betting he gets off because some MAGA scum will lie then refuse to vote to convict no matter what.

#3 | Posted by jpw at 2024-04-18 09:28 AM | Reply

I didn't realize that Donald Jessica would have to watch the jury selection process including their memes of him, disrupting sleep at night.

His responses in real time must be comedy gold.

#4 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2024-04-18 10:23 AM | Reply

"He's too polarizing to easily find 12 people with mild enough views to be objective to the evidence."

Which was exactly his plan. Taint the jury pool so badly you can't possibly get an unbiased objective jury.

When Jordan Klepper asked a trumper if trump could get a fair trial in Georgia or Florida and whether he would accept the verdict if convicted there. Of course he said no. So apparently there is no where on earth where he can get a fair trial now. According to Trumpers.

youtu.be

"I'm betting he gets off because some MAGA scum will lie then refuse to vote to convict no matter what."

This is the most important part of the case. And it will depend on how good the prosecutors are at questioning them. I can tell pretty quick if there is a hard core trumper in the room. They really can't hide it for too long. Especially after they open their mouths.

There are certain questions about certain subjects that will draw them out even if they are trying to suppress their Trumpian impulses. Their demeanor and responses will give them away.

#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2024-04-18 01:42 PM | Reply

Most Americans think he's a pile of ----.

#6 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-04-18 09:41 PM | Reply

Putin's smelly butt ---- is complaining about the courtroom being too cold. What a -----.

www.forbes.com

#7 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-04-18 10:27 PM | Reply

Putin's smelly butt ---- is complaining about the courtroom being too cold. What a -----.
www.forbes.com

#7 | POSTED BY REINHEITSGEBOT
Wait until he finds out how cold it will be in prison.
He'll have to snuggle with Big Bubba to stay warm.

#8 | Posted by a_monson at 2024-04-19 12:27 AM | Reply

Most Americans think he's a pile of ----.
#6 | POSTED BY LEGALLYYOURDEAD

And many who don't already will as the tawdry details of the case pour forth. Eh, Shroom Boy?

#9 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-04-19 05:29 AM | Reply

"He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool ... "
Stormy Daniels
Prosecution Witness

#10 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-04-19 05:41 AM | Reply

"he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool ...
#10 | POSTED BY DOC_SARVIS"

Da daucter autta know.

#11 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2024-04-19 10:23 AM | Reply

I don't envy them finding a jury that isn't gonna be hopelessly biased.

I have a similar concern. A panel full of people who don't already think Trump is guilty is almost guaranteed to have pro-Trump people on it, and it only takes one to wreck the case.

#12 | Posted by JOE at 2024-04-19 10:44 AM | Reply

Putin's malodorous bitch is stinking up the courtroom.

twitter.com

#13 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-04-19 02:30 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"stinking up the courtroom"

Trump wears a diaper.

Trump did so much cocaine that he wears a diaper and lost bowel control.

#14 | Posted by snoofy at 2024-04-19 09:26 PM | Reply

Incontinence!

#15 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-04-19 09:27 PM | Reply

fwiw, here is what I found...

What's going on with Trump and Diapers/smells?
www.reddit.com

... The comic Noel Casler worked on Celebrity Apprentice for six seasons. Unlike his colleagues, Casler thwarted his nondisclosure agreement, enabling him to tell us the unvarnished truth about Trump:
He's [Trump] incontinent from all the speed, all the Adderall he does, the cocaine that he has done for decades. All that stuff has a laxative effect on your bowels and his are uncontrollable.

Casler said that Trump has been wearing 'diapers since probably the 90s'. Adding that they often had to stop the show in order for Trump to change his diaper, Casler said that Keith Schiller's job was to take Trump offset and wipe him down. "Our nickname for Keith was wet wipes."

Casler added that Trump does it and he almost sits there unaware of it, and one time he saw Ivanka have to kind of go whisper in his ear and then Keith came and took him offstage.

Trump not cleaning himself when changing out Depends, it is because he wears a hard plastic girdle and he doesn't have the freedom of movement. It's why you see him turn his body from the waist so strangely when standing.

He would soil himself often after flying into a rage and cursing out the Script Dept because he couldn't read a word. One time there was the word 'arbitrage' on a cue card and he freaked out and started screaming that the script department was setting him up then very loudly evacuated his bowels and you could smell it.


Take that for what it's worth.

btw, there are a bunch of links at the bottom of that Reddit post (10, to be exact, all apparently noting the fragrance of fmr Pres Trump).


#16 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-04-19 09:40 PM | Reply

"it is because he wears a hard plastic girdle and he doesn't have the freedom of movement. It's why you see him turn his body from the waist so strangely when standing."

That would also explain the stilted way he dances.

#17 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2024-04-19 09:43 PM | Reply

@#16 ... Keith Schiller's job was to take Trump offset and wipe him down. "Our nickname for Keith was wet wipes." ...

Hmmmm...

Trump's bodyguard told investigators he was offered women for Trump in Moscow in 2013
www.youtube.com

... In a meeting with the House Intelligence Committee, Keith Schiller said he rejected a Russian offer to send five women to Trump's hotel room ahead of the Miss Universe Pageant. ...


--- and ---

RNC Paid Trump's Former Bodyguard $585,500 Over Four Years (2021)
www.forbes.com

... The Republican National Committee paid a company belonging to Keith Schiller, Donald Trump's former director of security in his private business, $585,500 over more than three years.

The firm, named KS Global Group, did business first with the Trump campaign, collecting $10,000 a month from July 2016 to December 2016, as well as $7,500 at the end of the year.

When Trump won the presidency, Schiller moved to the White House with him, assuming the title of director of Oval Office operations. In accordance with his new government duties, Schiller had to file a financial report disclosing his assets. The filing listed just four bank accounts with a total value of somewhere between $66,000 and $166,000. Schiller left his government position in September 2017.

That's when the RNC money started pouring in: $15,000 a month from October 2017 to December 2020. Attempts to reach Schiller proved unsuccessful. An RNC spokesperson said she'd look into the payments but did not respond to follow-up inquiries. ...




#18 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-04-19 09:46 PM | Reply

@#18 ... When Trump won the presidency, Schiller moved to the White House with him, assuming the title of director of Oval Office operations. ...

"Oval Office Operations" ??

That means, ~taking care of the things that occur frequently.~

Maybe, required diaper changes and wet-wipe usage?

#19 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-04-19 09:50 PM | Reply

And the ads I see on this thread says "If pooping is a call of nature, does that mean farting..." and "Northshore Megamax airlock diaper style with tabs maximum absorbency For Even the Heaviest Control Problems"

#20 | Posted by YAV at 2024-04-19 10:22 PM | Reply

Why is the left so obsessed with Trump's ------?

#21 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2024-04-21 10:50 AM | Reply

Why is the left so obsessed with Trump's ------?

#21 | POSTED BY PHESTEROBOYLE

Because he ------ a lot?

#22 | Posted by Zed at 2024-04-21 10:57 AM | Reply

I have it on good authority that Trump believes that it is an honor for anyone to smell his farts. Plans are afoot to bottle them and sell them online for $65.00 each.

#23 | Posted by Zed at 2024-04-21 10:59 AM | Reply

And before you know it billj will post a thread worrying about not receiving his bottle of farts

#24 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-04-21 11:15 AM | Reply

" Because he ------ a lot?
#22 | POSTED BY ZED"

Hmph I got a personal invitation to maralogo. All you get are ------.

#25 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2024-04-21 11:26 AM | Reply

#24 - LMAO!

#26 | Posted by YAV at 2024-04-21 04:30 PM | Reply

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